Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.

(COMPLETE) Hermione Granger decides to make her 7th year at Hogwarts worthwhile. She makes resolutions, wears shorter robes, and will do anything to stop the Takens from harping her about her love life. RWHG and SSHG.

Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE

When a story starts with Sirius saying "Look what I found!" you know it's going to be bad. And funny. What do purple beans, house elves, gingerbread and long hair have to do with each other? Everything. And nothing. So read, laugh, and wonder at the bizar

SSHG Innocent fruit loops are drowned as Snape attempts to teach his son to…well, read it and find out.

PG13 for language and themes. Sirius pledges his undying love to Remus... in full view of a whole corridor jam-packed with students. Please R&R

Due to divine intervention (or Dumbledore's insanity) Blaise and Hermione are forced to watcha movie together. It's Monty Python's the Holy Grail. Randomness ensues

Harry is allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, and convince their friends that they are NOT a couple! Eventual slash, HPDM, SFBZ.

This is a very strange and random parody that my friend and I made up late one night. Just so you know, it's sung like Hakuna Matata.

This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.

Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...

Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!

Dumbledore decides to start a pen pal program in the school, and Draco and Ginny get each other as Pen Pals. The twist? They don't know who their pen pal really is.

‘Well, with any luck he’ll die of a urinary track infection and his family will all catch syphilis and be doomed to sexual solitude for eternity’ Harry said, trying to instil some hope in them.'

Fred and George have let out an inhibition potion and everyone's going nuts. Dumbledore and McGonagal? Snape in a dress?

This story is supposed to show you how to not write a Harry Potter fan fiction. It mocks this type of writing and was made because I was bored and read a really poorly written fan fic.

Draco and Hermione must race against time in order to prove a prophecy wrong. If they can’t, it will cost them their freedom. But will they really mind?

Canon Harry wakes up in the scary world of Questionably Written Fanfiction. eek!

In a dramatic protest against the world in general, Hermione gets drunk, Shakespeare is maligned, and all ends happily. HGSS.

Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Sex! Alcohol! Sporks! The adventures of an intrepid team of Hogsmeade sharehouse residents as they battle carnivorous wardrobes, inter-dimensional showers and boldly drink what no one has drunk before!

Don't say you weren't warned. Harry gets invited to the Dark Wizards' Ball; Malfoy resorts to double entendre.

Something strange is going down in Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasley, and to her disgust, Draco Malfoy, are the only ones who seem to notice. Smiling Snape? Celebrity Jeopardy? Harry with a mullet? What's going on?

UPDATED 4 YEARS LATER! !In 'Care of Magical Creatures' class, Draco pulls a trick on Hermione, resulting in them being sprayed with an infectious liquid, AND 3 months in Quarantine together!