Draco, James, Lily, Fred & George, Sirius, Hermione, Voldemort and Hagrid. Now it's Snape's turn. What are the evil Professor's favourites? Songfic to the tune of My Favourite Things. Please read and review. I am taking requests.

Pointless. Absolutely pointless. Involves Draco Malfoy and Hermione yelling at each other. Read if you're bored.

You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

A spell's gone awry and Hogwarts is turned into a living musical! Everyone ends up singing and dancing, whether they want to or not, and reveal their deepest darkest secrets, whether they want to or not. HD SLASH. On Hiatus.

WIKTT Sleeping Beauty challenge response. An unexpected marriage is thrown upon Hermione and Severus at an insane!Dumbledore's birthday party, while Umbridge will do anything to get in the way…and annoy everyone within a fivemile radius. SSHG

“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

Hermione's pre-graduation speech.

With dozens of Marriage Law fics out there, why choose this one? Because it's SHORT.

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."

When Hermione gets herself into a competition she doesn't know what the consequences will be...

Various Characters from the Harry Potter Books advertise in the Lonely Hearts section of the Daily Prophet. Funny, I promise![CHP8UP]

Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle Author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks.APPENDIX0913

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!