Umbridge gives Fred and George an unfair amount of detentions for absolutely no reason. But it doesn't matter really. 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' was what they said and she wasn't allowed to hurt them so all she had was words... right? ((Fred and George centric. Kinda canon-divergent. Warning: physical and mental abuse))

After the Dursleys' deaths, Snape unwillingly becomes seven-year-old Harry's guardian. How long will it take for him to give his archenemy's son a chance? WARNING: Contains the corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of a child.

Written for the "Teacher Attack!" challenge on P&S. After Umbridge snaps and takes her newfound authority too far, Snape unexpectedly steps in on Harry's behalf. WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager.

Having cast the Sectumsempra spell on Malfoy in HBP, Harry has to deal with the consequences. What will this mean for his relationship with Snape? Warning: contains corporal punishment. COMPLETE

AU. A somewhat darker Dumbledore, in corporal-punishment Hogwarts, gives Severus a flogging.

Marauders. What exactly was Sirius thinking when he sent Snape to the Shrieking Shack? And was he ever punished? WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager. So I reckon he was.

What if? In any selfrespecting British boarding school, serious infractions are punished by a caning. Even for first years. And going into a bathroom that contains a troll is most definitely a serious infraction, as Harry and Ron are about to find out.

Ron decides to take Harry's place for Umbridge's detentions and take the abuse for a few days. Hermione helps. Cameos from Neville, Luna, and the rest of the cast. Hurt comfort, so be forewarned. Trio friendship.

After Harry cast the Sectumsempra spell on Malfoy in HBP, Snape wants to make Harry feel the consequences. Will what follows change their relationship? Same story as my other one, ‘Sectumsempra–The Consequences’, but this time from Snape’s POV. Warning:cp