A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!

Blaise Zabini has been informed that Harry Potter must die. Somehow, though, nothing seems to work out as it should. Slash, oneshot, some swearing.

When Harry Potter accidentally upsets a temperamental fish in Diagon Alley’s new Arcane Animalia, he is cursed with a very… fishy condition. R&R SLASH EVERYTHING IS NEW, completely redone, please read!

Hermione is ready to start a family, but Severus is having some, er, difficulties... COMPLETE

Narcissa swore that nothing but the love would induce her to marry but when it falls to her to marry Lucius Malfoy in her sister's stead, will she abandon her dreams for family honour, or can she have both?

With the Death Eaters becoming bolder and Voldemort's power on the rise, Harry must learn just what it takes to fight for the people he loves. Takes place directly after OotP. SLASH - HPSS No binding charms, no creature mates, no comical potions disasters that leave Harry and Severus stuck together, just time and a little understanding. AU from end of OotP on.

COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.

Voldemort tried to get the One Ring, but it was intercepted---and the Boy Who Lived must destroy it, with the help of three of his classmates

Voldemort wants an Heir, lest anything should happen to him. (This story begins in 1980, pre-Harry-birth) - Buffy/HP crossover. [AUTHOR'S NOTE ADDED 20th Nov] WARNING! Badness ensues! *COMPLETE*

The third of the Tri-Wizard Champion fics: Fleur contemplates her fellow-competitors in the tournament.

Neville finds out just who was behind the mask of "Mad-eye" Moody, leading to some serious contemplations about his past and childhood.

Witnessing Neville Longbottom's distress when he teaches the Gryffindor 4th years the Unforgivable Curses, Mad-Eye Moody takes the boy aside to talk to him, giving the man who destroyed Neville's family has the chance to see what became of the boy.

A quick vignette from Cedric's POV, after his name is picked out of the Goblet of Fire.

Sort of a prequel to 'The Eighth Weasley' - Arthur Weasley meets Rupert Giles & Ethan Rayne on his way to Hogwarts. Pity the teachers. Seriously. (Also our boys are gutter-mouths. Be warned) UPDATED - Ch. 3 added - 6th Nov.

Viktor Krum tries to ask out a certain brown-haired witch

Lucius Malfoy considers Harry Potter in Flourish & Blotts (Response to 155 word challenge on fictionalley and it IS 155 words, darnit! So says my word-counter!)

I'm working on scene-setting and character and how better to do it than in a series of vignettes of single characters? Three up so far.

A series of 1500-word vignettes about random odd couples in the Harry Potter verse, care of discussions that I nosily honed in on, on Fictionalley Park (14th vignette added - March 24th)

*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.

GaiSnape, NejiTrelawney, HagridKyubbi and many more insane pairings within. There is method to my madness, if you would but look for it. A Naruto x Harry Potter crossover.

Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."

(for dictionary.com's word of the day) “Some of us have more important things to do with our time than engage in childish bickering over Hermione Granger’s test scores.” (One-shot)