A dull summer leads Harry, Ron, and Hermione to their most impossible adventure ever – trying to make Remus Lupin suitable for a blind date.

The one who would defeat the Dark Lord would be born of parents who had defied him three times. Well, how exactly did they defy Voldemort?

After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?

A) Replace one word from the book's title with a similar sounding word. B) Write a scene from the book with the new title. C) Post on the internet and allow to be ridiculed. Randomness strikes again!

Hehe, the idea for a Mary-Sue Parody fluff hit my head! Come on - Read It! You know you want to! (NOTE: It really doesn't have anything to do with Nightmare on Elm Street)

A little fluff piece which pokes a bit of fun at all the HP/HG pairings out there (Don't get me wrong - I'm still a fan of them, especially the Psychic Serpent)

How many of those James and Lily fics are there! I got tired of reading summary after summary about life at Hogwarts during the Marauder years, centered around the various love affairs of Lily and James, and decided to Spoof them. So there!

The fourth of my parodies. The target? Malfoy/Hermione shippers and Voldemort Descent Tales

Did you know that 30% of HP stories on ff.net are Romance? Did you know that only 15% are Humor and 5% are Action/Adventure. Even 'General' only has 25%! I think this amazing fact deserves a parody. 5th in the series.

Yet another one of my parodies. The unfortunate victim: Rampant FF.net Songfics

Yet another Parody - this time of all those stories where Harry/Hermione/Ron/Ginny/Draco/etc are the heirs to the Hogwarts founders, and have to complete some epic quest to save the world because of it.

Ah, yet another parody. Chaos Warlocks, Anti-Lycanthopy, Adoption, and the Goat King's eternal struggle against the evil Existing Plot Points

Harry Potter seeks deliverance from the 6 most horrible story endings ever written.

Parody - Harry returns to Hogwarts for a 5th year, but runs into a disgruntled Hogwarts employee... of the most unlike type.

A scene that's never been written before on ff.net (at least to my knowledge) - I'd tell you what, but the entire story's

A new discovery has been made - a powerful branch of divination. Will Harry be able to cope?

What exactly happened the day the sorting hat was created...?

Another horrible, badly written parody of mine. I'd describe it, but I'm still disinfecting my keyboard from typing it.

The only thing worse than this Marauder's parody is..... well, I don't think 6 billion years of history have anything on the mind-numbing stupidity of this fic. (Come on, you know you want to read it now!)

Yet another nasty swipe at all those Sues out there. I think that about sums it up. Chapter 3 is up, making the story even worse.... come on, with a summary like this, you know you Have to read it

With all the nasty swipes at Sues at there, what happened to making fun of Stus? This story is going to help change this gender inequality. Not only that, but you the reader get a say in just how they get made fun of! Sequel to 'Miss Sue'

Funny random scenes of life at Hogwarts. Plotless but not Pointless! More fangirls, mistletoe, Lockhart plotting, and womanly wiles than you can shake a stick at. New: The Great Meatball Caper.

Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!

Be warned: Incredibly random stories are included. Hyper people will enjoy this random collection of stories written by me when I was hyper. Chapter two is up. ENJOY!

In an undetermined place, on an undetermined year, an indescribable boy did magic of little description. The indescribable boy and his friends of undetermined name and number quickly fell into a plot of no importance involving the Dark Chocolate Arts.