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Founder: nonjon - Stories: 712 - Followers: 933 - id: 8697
All of these stories for one reason or another, I may want to read again. Some great, some good, some cheesy guilty pleasures. Few slash or Severitus, but a healthy mix of strong!Harry, funny!Harry, super!Harry, dark!Harry, independent!Harry, etc...

Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
You Can't Take The Sky From Me by Viscount Anarchy reviews
Winner of the October DLP Azkaban!Harry story contest. Harry Potter, imprisoned by a fluke stroke of luck, wakes up to a new world filled with spaceships, an all-powerful Military Government, and the ragtag crew of Serenity. Where does Magic fit in?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 1,069 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., R. Tam
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2650 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 5,847 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Fate's Foible by Technophobia678 reviews
When Harry Potter, the brother of the BWL is chosen as the fourth Champion of the TriWizard Tournament, fate is forever altered. Secrets are discovered, an old enemy returns and ancient magic entwines two souls together-forever. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,919 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A Life for a Life by Angel of Gethsemane reviews
Harry thought that he knew darkness, he had stared it in the face often enough. But when faced with a faulty Time Turner, a war, the destruction of a ring, and no way home; he decided that he'd have to reevaluate what darkness truly was. HP/LotR. NoSlash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,635 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Aragorn
Harry Holmes and the Web of Conspiracy by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Headmaster by Chris Robins reviews
Harry and Co. are caught just as they're trying to floo to the DoM and rescue Sirius. Harry doesn't give into Umbridge's demands and in her rage, she curses him. Unwittingly, she sets something much larger into motion [rev3].
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,894 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Eleven, and the Mirror's Secrets by StrangePointOfView reviews
In a world where Harry Potter was raised by Danny Ocean, can he and his new friends fight the future, and Voldemort's Legion of Doom? They're gonna need one more guy. A Warner Bros. Crossover event.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,165 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Harry P.
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 5,381 - Follows: 5,061 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3979 - Favs: 12,104 - Follows: 11,734 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 492 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 7,742 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Shall Have No Dominion by Morta's Priest reviews
"You are cordially offered a position in the Department of Mysteries." Harry receives a most unexpected offer from the Ministry of Magic - but why? Nothing is as it seems on the Ninth Level... Unspeakable!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,472 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 4,811 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 177,598 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Prisoner of Hogwarts by Captain Planet Apprentice reviews
Harry Potter does not want to to go to Hogwarts, it's a stuffy place with people that just don't seem to use common sense, but it's his only option now as his guardian works for a manipulative old man. Thankfully there are perks to the position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,390 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 3,574 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
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