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Founder: nonjon - Stories: 712 - Followers: 933 - id: 8697
All of these stories for one reason or another, I may want to read again. Some great, some good, some cheesy guilty pleasures. Few slash or Severitus, but a healthy mix of strong!Harry, funny!Harry, super!Harry, dark!Harry, independent!Harry, etc... |
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by
Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Unified Theory by
Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and YASMWTS by
Clell65619 reviews
The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,879 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Prodigal Delinquent by
Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 6,808 - Follows: 8,494 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Veritas Oracle by
BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Lost Hope by
Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Substitute by
BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Project M by
Water Mage reviews
After waking up on an alternate Earth Harry is tested and experimented on. They tried to turn him into a weapon. But he was no ones weapon. Not anymore. Where does he fit in this new world where things and people are a bit more...ultimate. HP/Marvel xover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P.
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by
nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by
DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,052 - Follows: 2,032 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Path of Decision by
lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Shades of Gray by
Shadow Rebirth reviews
See Atra Regnum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,059 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by
Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 2,761 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by
xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Last Chance by
Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Trumped Up Charges by
fictionalcandie reviews
The Minister of Magic has made a Very Big Mistake: He's convinced himself that Harry Potter is a Criminal. AU as of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P.
All Problems Solved by
Ruskbyte reviews
The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Key to Summer by
Krahae reviews
HIATUS Not happy with it. Probably scrapping it. Move along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 148,873 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by
nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by
dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 7,291 - Follows: 8,343 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Wish Carefully by
Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 686 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Denarian Lord by
Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by
Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 3,827 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by
Heather Sinclair reviews
Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Prison of the Mind by
The Modern Prometheus reviews
Not your average Harry goes to prison story. After the final battle Harry is thrown in prison and forgotten by society but he hasn't given up yet and neither has Voldemort! Mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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