We each have to pick our Poisons: some drink until intoxication make us forget stress, consequences, fears, and doubt. Some inhale adrenaline and exhale into a mindless high. Some commit reckless risks to feel excitement and alive. I love you. That is my Poison and my Cure. Reckless with the safety of my heart, alive by your touch, excited by your body, and high on your heart. AU.

Tired of being alone and being called a "demon", young Naruto tries a dangerous seal, hoping to summon a fellow "demon". Instead, he gets a busty Ex-Goddess Dragon, and she decides to stay with him upon his request. With the addition of this eccentric being, Naruto's life will change for the better; gaining experiences that others can only dream of. Naruto/Lucoa story!

Getting thrown into a weird world and being turned into a devil. I can handle that. Being told that I am now a servant for the rest of my life? NOPE! I'll go my own way thank you very much

There's something to be said about being too strong. Once you have the ability to do anything you want, you find that you don't really want to do anything.

Living with the two most surreal parents in the world, Naruto Uzumaki was ready to take on the planet. What he did not expect was five girls in his new school turning his life upside down. He'd enjoy life if his mother didn't force him to date them, and evil spirits and a magical tyrant stopped harassing the city. Life is never dull. Naruto x harem.

Far from home and with no return in sight, Naruto finds himself befriending a short, thin girl with rounded glasses and a scar on her forehead. He soon discovers that there is far more to Harriett Potter and world he now finds himself in. Witches, Wizards, and Dark Lords exist and somehow Harriett involved in it all. As her friend, so was he.

It's easy for thieves to target people with goods they want or need. Some do it for the rush of adrenaline, others for a righteous cause. For those in the middle ground, there's no greater pleasure than stealing from other thieves and humiliating them. Naruto Uzumaki fell into a new world after failing Mizuki's fake exam. Now, he finds a proper cause as a Thieving Fox.

Naruto needed motivation, a goal, anything. He didn't expect that motivation to come from a weird purple haired girl and a group hell bent on getting rid of the ocean... Oh boy.

Emotions are hard, but sometimes all it takes is a maelstrom to shake things up.

They say that a chance meeting can leave a powerful impact on one's life, shaping the way they turn out and the people around them. But the meeting of three certain toddlers causes destiny to alter its course slightly as these childhood friends strive to leave their mark on the world. Follow Naruto Uzumaki, Medaka Kurokami and Zenkichi Hitoyoshi in this 3-Chapter Story!

Naruto didn't plan on spending his life in a brand new dimension. He didn't plan on becoming the head of a former criminal organization. And he sure as hell didn't expect to have a daughter that was always butting into his love life. However, it was his life and he wouldn't change it for anything

Not all villains are evil, some are... just Quirky.

Would you believe I never killed anyone in my life? It sounds strange, I know. Downright odd really. Yet time warps all things after death, legends included. Now I'm trapped in a war I want nothing to do with, stuck in the worst Class possible, and partnered with a Master who may or may not kill me before it ends. A Most Unlikely Assassin indeed! Why me! Fate Zero. Narutoxharem!

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?

A princess of human kingdom have been kidnapped and is keeping in the Demon King's Castle...And all she care about is sleeping...And this kitsune hanyo that is watching after her as her warden. Little did the residents of Demon King's castle know is a maelstrom is going to hit them hard with pure chaos and headaches! Oh, and did I mention a romance between human and demon?

During the climactic battle with Kaguya, Naruto is transported to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Realizing that no one is coming for him, Naruto sets himself on an odyssey filled with mad gods, powerful tyrants and a few stones to find his way back home.

ON HIATUS AND EDITING DUE TO SEASON 3. Once, a young man could have become a hero. He grew up knowing what heroes could represent for the good and bad of the people. And yet, he believed in his best friend, Adora, even after she became one herself. But he chose a darker path to sow. Where there is light, there is also dark. Gray, Smartass Naruto. Harem.

"A race of gargantuan, sentient machines coming to wipe out all life in the galaxy...?" Kurama questioned incredulously inside his mind, "That is certainly a new one." Naruto Uzumaki grinned widely at the redhead standing in front of him. "You know what it sounds like to me?" he replied to the demon, a wild excitement coursing through his veins. "It sounds like a challenge."

Everyone has a destiny. Some are destined to live a simple life, others to be great leaders, and then there are those destined to change the fate of an entire galaxy. But destiny is only the endgame, it is the journey to that endgame that defines who we are. Most are content bound to their fates, but some are determined to create their own path.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

Jaune Arc had always wanted to be a huntsman. The sky was blue, water was wet, and that was his dream. It didn't take long for him to be reminded that he was woefully inadequate for such a job. Still, there is no darkness without the dawn. The hour of his damnation might well have been his salvation as he meets someone who just might be able to help.

On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.

Warning: Do not attempt to mess with a seal when you have no idea what the fuck the seal does. Results may include death, famine, apocalypse, gender changing, hyper-attachment, random personality changes, yandere, and tsundere personalities. Fem Sasuke. Crack. The result of staying up till four AM. Now with Bonus Tayuya DLC! Review now to get access to this wonderful cat girl!

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

Waking up in a strange place can be tough, especially if you can't entirely remember who you are or how you got there. Naruto struggles to retrieve his memories as events pull him into a school of monsters. How will he be able to cope in such a violent place, and will he discover that he can be an equally scary guy in the really scary school.