Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

There is only one thing Naruto dreams of becoming; something he believes will earn him the respect a person of his social standing deserves and something he is willing to give his all to achieve. Employee of the Month! You know... the little things in life. But when you're working for Ichiraku's Ramen in a shinobi world, the universe tends to throw in all sorts of complications.

Striking off on his own Naruto thought he could follow in Jiraiya's footsteps and travel around after the end of the war. His first mistake was winding up at Hakoniwa Academy out of sheer curiosity. His second mistake was acting like himself around Kurokami Medaka. The third? Deciding to stay in the area and ultimately getting swept up in the craziness of the Abnormals.

Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)

There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.

Ten years he's been gone from this rotted core of the Empire. Ten years he's been a fugitive. Hearing tales of someone he cares about, he returns to verify their validity. The once-greatest assassin of the Capital now comes back, and his presence knocks over the first domino in the creation of a new world. WARNING: SPOILERS FOR NON-MANGA READERS.

With the power of all nine Bijuu within him, Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto should have been unstoppable. When Tobi tried to imprison him in the Other Dimension, the combined power of nine tailed beasts caused spacetime to tear, and the bijuu found themselves inside their previous jinchuuriki hosts...in the past. [AU/Time Travel]

Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.

Getting picked on and pushed away by everyone around you growing up can really change one's perspective on the world. Tired of all the loneliness and harassment, Naruto decides to take a stand and move forward, intent on changing the way people think of him, no matter how tough and troublesome the road ahead of him will be.

Both angel and human, both delinquent and hero, both tiger and lamb. Duality is defined as possessing the quality of being dual. An existence consisting of two parts, of two elements. Trapped somewhere between those elements, a young blonde seeks the truth. He is caught in duality, forced to draw lines, to pick sides, as he becomes further entangled within life's fearful symmetry.

No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.

Forced away from his life in Konoha, Naruto must find a new meaning for his life in a place of magic. Yet at the same time, something holds him back. Faced with demons, memories, and teaching, he'll learn a deeper meaning to human connections.

Dying kind of sucks. Endless black pool or nothing, no one to talk to, and big white font asking if you wanted to return to the main menu. Maybe he should have learned more than two techniques? And what the hell is a "Perk"?

When he is young, Naruto learns that sometimes you don't want to be found. A legend is born.

With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

A set of drabbles revolving around Naruto, Sakura, and their children. It turns out that, when the war ends, these two get busy. Real busy.

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?

When two universes collide... shattered lives begin to mend. Second chances are given. First few chapters under renovation. THIS IS NOT A HAREM OR A BASHING FIC

Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem