Bella works at an amusement park, Edward haunts her every fantasy. Upon meeting, they are forever attached. Ink, tats, and hot daddysexed out Carlisle.

What happens when virgin Bella enters a waxing parlour for the first time to get her private part waxed only to find an obnoxious Edward in charge of the job...M for lang and lemon!

Edward lets Alice talk him into playing Santa. He expects a day full of crying children and bad Christmas movies, but he's in for the surprise of his life once he meets a sexy elf in tight, striped leggings. E/J Slash M for lemons

A parody of the Breaking Dawn wedding night. There will no fade to black, but you may find yourself wishing there was. One-shot.

Edward and Bella have been married and having sex for over a hundred years. Somehow they have to keep things steamy.

When a drunk Bella breaks into a house that Edward is staying at, she finds herself against the wall.

Set one year after Breaking Dawn, Edward and Bella set out to make an old fantasy come true. Language & lemons!

This is crackfic. There's a possibly dead opossum, a Darth Vader costume, and porn. There is not, however, any plot, character development, or even a point, really. O/S

One painfully shy virgin and one brooding vampire virgin? How I think Edward and Bella's honeymoon may have really gone down, with lots of awkwardness and self-doubt. Who will take charge when the frustration peaks? Lemon, obvs.

Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.

One Shot. Bella has always felt something missing. Cold. Then she meets Edward who is anything but. I've twisted things around a little as you'll soon find out. I always have enjoyed the idea of Edward as a bit of an... animal.

Bella and Edward meet and experience an instantaneous sexual attraction, but are forced to remain only friends for a year. When Bella and her boyfriend finally break up, they're finally free to act on their mutual lust. It's just sex . . .or is it? AH.

Two travellers with very different expectations of their in-flight entertainment. Will they enjoy each other anyway? A fluffy, lemon-flavoured one shot.

Summer of Smut Contest Judge's Pick - Summer camp romance is put on hold when Edward returns home to Ireland & ended altogether after a misunderstanding. Will the next summer be torture for Bella, or will she be able to forgive & move forward? AH

Bella has always refused to tattoo Edward for her own reasons. What happens when he finally gets her to agree? Submitted for the Tatward & Inkella contest!

After a bad week of a hellish job, Edward is looking forward for some time out when the sitter is taking over to take care of the kids... and him. OS, AU, OOC.

A One Shot on ExB married life. A doctor Edward neglected wife Bella forgotten 3 year anniverary FAIL.

Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH

On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH

We never know the effect a stranger will have on our life. Edward lives his life by a set schedule, never straying from his ways. What happens when he's forced to venture outside of his safe world and take a chance? My entry into the Beautiful Bellies

**O/S - NO SLASH - BDSM - SHARING - PUPPY-KINK** From a very young age, a boy is told to behave normally- like a human boy. Is it normal to deny your instictive urges or is it normal to let your inner pup out to play?

O/S For Halloween, Bella has discovered that she's been the subject of a bet and there's a guy involved cliched, I know in order to get her revenge she goes out for a night of self discovery through fun. During the night, she finds the best revenge...

What if Edward didn't stay put during Bella's human minute?

Lazarus, come forth. Edward/Piano, and various others

She knows how looking at the wrong boy at the right time can make meteors appear. Crossover fic.