A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Harry, under duress, made a split second decision that turned out very right.

AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.

As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.

During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.

My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione

Post HBP. Hermione and Ginny have a conversation about a certain greeneyed wizard who is near and dear to both their hearts, and come to a surprising conclusion. Told from Hermione’s point of view.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Harry Potter strikes back against House Ravenclaw in defense of Luna Lovegood. H/L

My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.

This is the original edition of the story posted earlier.

When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.

Draco has decided that Harry is his mate. Harry has other ideas. Can he outsmart the conspiracy to get them together? NOT DracoHarry. WIP ON HOLD

After the DoM fiasco, Harry’s friends abandon him. Goddess Nemesis appears and poses the question: if you have nothing left to fight for, why fight? Harry vanishes, leaving a big ol’ mess back in wizarding Britain. Bet they're sorry now. Rewritten. AU.

At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.

Harry is sent to the Dursleys, but due to a natural proclivity for cat animagus transformations, goes to live with the kneazles at Mrs. Figg's a few weeks before he is 2 years old. He spends years as a kneazle, before his association with Ginny Weasley h

Alone in the attic of Black Manor during the Christmas Holidays of his Fifth Year, Harry contemplates his life. Harry/Hermione. One Shot, Complete

Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.

A drabble on a humiliating defeat of Voldemort. Inspired by Rorscharchs Blot's Caer Azkaban yahoo group -- Ridiculous crossovers.

Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi

Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.

Harry finds Hermione who just had a dream about the three Ghost of Christmas. This is a one shot version of a part of my Champion's Champion story. If you've read that story, you've read this. Epilogue Bashing. H/Hr

Sequel to Blood's Sacrifice. Harry and Blaise are back for another year, but this time things are going to be vastly different with Manuel incapacitated. Rated just to be safe.