Spring will come...if we are not here to see it." After a violent attack on the elven settlement in Ithilien due to ancient prejudice, the lives of thirty one elves and a single human hang in the balance as their friends attempt to bring aid from Gondor.

What really happened when Aragorn had caught Gollum and was taking him to Mirkwood? Short, insane and out of charater. You've been warned. R&R!

What happens when Kath and Bird decide to make all the elves talk like rednecks? Read and Find out! Much silliness! Read REVIEW!

A Series of short drabbles and sketches, from both book and movie versions of LOTR, with humorous intentions.

Tired of the same old overdone endings? Fed up with Mary-Sues who have people falling for them right, left and center? Ready to strangle the next person who starts drooling over Legolas? This is the story you have been waiting for!

An interesting take on, everybody's favorite, the Mines of Moria bit with Gandalf taking the plunge.