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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 08-06-06
Founder: RespectStarfish - Stories: 210 - Followers: 65 - Staff: 1 - id: 35575
This C2 is dedicated to Harry as being an aristocrat, rich, a politician, smart, independent and many, many others. It also has a large collection of humor-classified pieces. If its truly good, it goes here and you should truly take the time to read each and every one.____No slash___No anime___No crossovers__ |
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 277 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Pimp Quest by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. The latest, and to date longest PIMPHARRY story. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Happy Birthday Ron by bob-the-blue reviews
PIMPHARRY gets his best friend possibly the best gift ever. Rated for sexual content and suggestions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Play's the Thing by bob-the-blue reviews
How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 792 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 3,827 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Loyalty Redefined by Meandering Fox reviews
DISCONTINUED. In the Shrieking Shack, Scabbers is revealed as Peter Pettigrew, but things do not go as expected. Loyal!Wormtail. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Will be Independent!Harry. Others are welcome to use this idea and the first chapter if they wish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Peter P.
Harry Potter, WE by fee-kh reviews
unashamed crack!fic. summary? hmmm: The saviour of the wizarding world muses a bit about his uncle's propensity for picking just the opportune moment
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 538 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Parental Advisory by Amber Akasha reviews
Eleven-year-old Harry Potter is visited by the Headmaster, McGonagall and Snape, who are to introduce him to magic. How could that conversation turn out, when Harry has a pretty twisted mind? Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P.
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 686 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14465 - Favs: 22,012 - Follows: 8,843 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
More Than A Pretty Face by Black Knight 03 reviews
Fleur uses her new powers of persuasion to get into the Ministry of Magic and break Harry out. FD-HP AU starts at the end of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Fleur D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Ancestors' call by Naia reviews
With Voldemort rising, Harry is busy trying to stay alive.... But what would happen if the hope of the wizarding world disapeared? Where is he gone to? New powers, friendships, discoveries..... Harry is in for an interesting year!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,392 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Harry P.
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 1,549 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 212 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 420 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Magic is useless by BajaB reviews
Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete