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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 08-06-06
Founder: RespectStarfish - Stories: 210 - Followers: 65 - Staff: 1 - id: 35575
This C2 is dedicated to Harry as being an aristocrat, rich, a politician, smart, independent and many, many others. It also has a large collection of humor-classified pieces. If its truly good, it goes here and you should truly take the time to read each and every one.____No slash___No anime___No crossovers__ |
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 5,094 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Challenges and Crossover Ideas by padfootsrevenger reviews
Just challenges and crossover ideas (one shots).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort
In Light of Silver Memories by Taliath reviews
Dumbledore's portrait wakes up at last to have one final chat with Harry. In order to aid the teen in his quest to destroy the Horcruxes, Dumbledore transfers his knowledge, wisdom, and experience. This chat will have unforeseen consequences in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 816 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,409 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,324 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 6,808 - Follows: 8,494 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 1,164 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Dark Wars: Empire's War by Marquis Black reviews
Final in Series. Elizabeth is Crowned, the Empire has returned. But on the heels of its glorious return, the Death Eaters prepare a plan to destroy the British Empire once and for all. And who is the mysterious figure looming on the horizon? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 321,226 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 252 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Will He Be Happy? by KafkaExMachina reviews
During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Why I Save Them by Fanfix reviews
One-shot: They think knowledge, power and skill are needed to win a war, but a sly teenager proves them wrong. And why does Harry Potter save the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Overturning a Pot of Ministerial Vendetta Stew by Miss Whiskers reviews
He had expected this, yet was not prepared for the molten wave of panic that seemed to burst through his stomach at the sight of the deserted room. 'Sirius' he shouted. 'Sirius, are you there'" A story about what might happen if Sirius was there...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pandora Project by Judith-C reviews
FutureFic. 70 years after the Fall of Voldemort the Wizrding World is peaceful - people live in a world free of injustice. But, somewhere, someone is working to destroy what Harry worked so hard for. A secret of great importance is poised to be revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 6,727 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 971 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unbearable Lightness of Fleur Delacour by Heather Sinclair reviews
The Magical world has been exposed. War is coming and Harry is trapped in the middle. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,956 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.