Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...

Ino, Sakura, and Kakashi are spying on Sasuke and Naruto who are in a room..doing something...what? no one wants to know. RR please i promise you'll like this 1 shot. SEQUEL UP: this time...it's naruto and Kakashi in a room together :

Naruto considers his suitors [SasuNaru NaruSaku GaaNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ChoujiNaru]

In which Naruto develops a Truth Jutsu and subjected the entire cast to a modified game of Truth or Dare [SasuNaru KakaIru others]

After Sakura hears Sasuke and Naruto doing... stuff in a closet, it isn't long before all of Konoha hears about it... Crackscented chaos ensues. NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.

Ino planned for Naruto to meet Sasuke, she never planned they would like each other. It's also Ino's fault three hott boys are chasing after Naruto.

Naruto wants to know why Sasuke keeps staring at him weirdly ever since he learned how to control his Sharingan completely. But the answer was totally something he didn't expect. SasuNaru Drabble shounenai Sequel!

Naruto's running away from the crazy fangirls who think that he's going out with Sasuke. Tired of it all, he turns to Sasuke to back up his statements. Only to find out that Sasuke doesn't really mind the rumors that much... [SasuNaru, shounenai]

NaruSasu. This is how the kiss scene should have gone. This was made on a whim and has no plot. Rated because of one curse word and YAOI

Iruka decides that it's finally time to have 'the talk' with Naruto, but nothing seems to be going the way he planned. Implied SasuNaru, Hinted KakaIru

A conversation between the Kyuubi and Naruto. [Mentioned SasuNaru. Short, cute. Just to wet your appetite.]

He was a Jinchuuriki who was murdered by his best friend. But Fate has other plans and Naruto wakes up in his five year old body. KakaNaru Yaoi DISCONTINUED

Naruto Uzumaki has always been a hyper child. What would differ if Naruto grew up differently because he was able to learn how to read at an early age? Meet Uzumaki Naruto Wind user extrordinair. Watch and enjoy as Naruto hits the world like an hurricane

MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...

On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE

If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.

After bringing Sasuke back, Naruto is chased out of the village and is never heard from again. But when Konoha needs help, they hire a gang of assassins, and guess who's their number one guy? ItaNaru strong!dark Naruto.

‘Sasuke, roses are red, violets are blue, I like cocks up my ass and yours will do!’ Naruto tries to write the perfect love confession to Sasuke.

Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission. Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission... to screw Naruto every place screwable. [SasuNaru]

ON HOLD Very sorry guys Uchiha Sasuke was on a mission to help save a ravaged Fire Country. He didn't expect to find a wife or to trigger the beggining of The End Of The World. SasuXFem!Naru

Naruto discovers a talent in magic that to many has long been forgotten and along for the ride is a man covered in burns and a canabalistic psycho girl who enjoys random acts of violence oh yeah there is also their teacher, Ebisu a closet pervert

After finding out his clan's heinous plans, Itachi kills his family, and leaves with their target. Years later, his charge must return to Konoha. Mission: Befriend the Shukaku vessel, get revenge on Konoha, and break little Sasuke. ItaNar onesided SasNar

Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen

Naruto and the gang has been given a mission to protect a certain wizard.NarutoHP crossover. Yaoi. Sasunaru. DracoHarry. Smart Naruto On Haitus

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?