Harry's bored and at the Dursley's. Drabble. Letter-fic. NOW RATED M! HIATUS

Vernon Dursley buys an answering machine, and the Weasley twins have come up with a brilliant idea... What could possibly go wrong? Please R&R

Will need to read Weapon and Collide first. Draco has just received the Dark Mark and thinks about what Harry will think. SLASH

Sequel to Weapon. Harry and Draco’s relationship begins to become troubled during their fifth year. Will their love be strong enough to survive?

The night before the third task Harry meets his boyfriend and they have their first night together. HEAVY SLASH

Harry was sick of the wizarding world after Voldie's defeat. His 'friends' ended up forgetting him in the waves of fame that swept them away. Four years after people started to finally notice their "savior" had disappeared. Warnings, full summary inside.

'There was no denying it, no avoiding it, ignoring it or forgetting it. Not that Harry wanted to do any of those things. This blinding pleasure was not something Harry wanted to ever give up...' Mature Rating, Slash Pairing. Requested fic.

Written preDH: Draco's angry that Harry has missed their lunch date and perhaps their only chance to be together - chaos at Harry's workplace ensues. Warnings: Cheese, OOCnes & Mature Adult Content *coughsmutcough* ;P I hope you enjoy it anyway!

Yes, people in Hogwarts used pick-up lines too.

While waiting for a lift home, Kurt tells Mercedes who his crush is. Said crush who just happens to appear behind him moments later. Pre slash Harry/Kurt. One shot.

Here's some more RemusSirius one-shots to join the millions. A collection of Remus x Sirius one-shots inspired by the word 'Minor'. In progress, obviously. Beware of massive amounts of cuddling.

Harry swears he'll bring Sirius back from the Veil, even if he has to go to a new school, learn the dark arts, make deals with other-worldly beings, and raise the dead. Warring Minds, Book 1. Slash.

After completing a mission for the Order of the Phoenix, Lily Potter spends the night at a safe house. She never expected to see Severus Snape. AU. Rated just in case.

At Hogwarts' yearly staff Christmas party, Minerva laughs, Remus gets manhandled, Filius is harrassed, Hagrid tries to help, Albus smiles pleasantly, Rolanda wears a lampshade. And Severus finds a little peace and Christmas cheer. Slightly OOC.

Working Title. Snape and McGonagall talk hard liquor, bad haircuts, disturbing hookups, and temporary tattoos, in no particular order. Something of a crack!fic. SSMM if you squint really hard at it. T for cussing.

In which Minerva and Hermione outwit Severus Snape, much to his chagrin. COMPLETE

Colin knew when he started dating Harry Potter that it would be different than his other relationships. He just didn't expect it to be this different. For Kamerreon's Crack Porn Challenge.

This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D

Harry Potter left the wizarding world after the defeat of Voldemort. Now he's been missing for five years. So when he's found in a muggle bar, acting as host, by some very well-known Slytherins, it's only natural the want answers. SS/HP

Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.

This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.

Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.

Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.

It's a very special St Valentine's day and Draco's sulking because no one wuvs him - aww ; Silly ficlet, written preHBP

Very silly ficlet, written after reading HPGoF. Greg Goyle just doesn't get it, Draco tries to show him.