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Simply Scandalous by Di-chan reviews
Wow! Did you see that? Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter! And - WHOA! Harry Potter is wearing... oh, my! That scandalous little...!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bottle Read 'Drink Me' by gimmethejuice reviews
Tired of Draco running his mouth, Harry does something to shut him up. Mature Only! Slash. HPDM. OneShot. PWP Smut. You've been warned! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For Harry's Entertainment by Cae Thomas reviews
Harry didn't think that the Hogwarts talent show would be any fun. He couldn't have been more wrong. Inspired by Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" because it makes me think of Draco in leather pants. Lots of love to Zachie for helping me finish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What the Tshirt said by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry has a new T-shirt
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 80,881 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Life is Difficult by rockstar1235456 reviews
If only Draco realized that some things are easier than they seem... H/D slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Enlightenment by Saone reviews
(Slash HP/SS) It’s Seventh year, and Harry feels the need to vent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
A New Beginning by chibi Tenshi san reviews
*COMPLETE!!!* PG 13 for Slash content. SS/HP How Harry and Severus 'came out' about their relationship. Short and sweet. Read the background info in the story. It's good...I swear!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Aunt by WittchWay reviews
HP/SS Snape's Aunt Maleficent comes to Hogwarts to marry him off. Harry Potter volunteers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lucius Malfoy Is My Husband by Elpin reviews
The war's been over for quite some time. Harry's hardly ever seen, but one day he shows up at the Weasleys with something important to tell them: He's married! SLASH LMHP LuciusHarry with a side surprise pairing. This story is complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,820 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Hung Parliament by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. Politics make Harry want to smack someone. Luckily, he has Draco there to be smacked. Warnings: spanking, D/s. Note: neither character expresses the author's political views. This is porn, not polemic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And Then He Hit Puberty by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
After Dinner by WithDemonWings reviews
Professor Malfoy would like to speak with Professor Potter after dinner. Professor Potter can't wait. Slight AU, post-war, slash, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Graduation Gift by Laurenke1 reviews
It is customary to give gifts on somebody's graduation but will Harry Potter get that as well or will his lover refrain from the traditions? Slash, established relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Things by purple mangosteen reviews
Harry suggests to hire Lucius as DADA teacher in order to get information. Lucius agrees because he's curious & wants to use Harry to further Malfoy's family influence. What will happen next as they both become attracted to each other? Smart and powerful Harry. Master of Death Harry Potter. Slash. Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,377 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
31 Awkward Situations by Stupidmuse hatesme reviews
31 drabbles for the month of May. Harry has become a little obsessed with a certain Potions Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,995 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Midnight's Promise by AnExpressionOfWisdom reviews
Oneshot! Curled up the night before the final battle, lovers share a moment. Sentimental fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Absolutely Scorching by luvscharlie reviews
Bill knows just the thing to turn Charlie on. Bill/Charlie, Bill/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Persistence Pays by Smokes reviews
Harry pursues Draco during seventh year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by WithDemonWings reviews
Draco has an announcement to make at the post-grad bash, why does it affect Harry as much as it does? Slash of the mild variety and the drunken interrupted fumblings... rated because of said drunken fumbling...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Firebolt XXX by bgreenwivy reviews
Draco decides to take matters into his own hands if he wants to be a better Seeker he has to learn from the best, right? Private riding lessons ensue and the hexes fly as the relationship between Draco and Harry develops. Humorous Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fatherly Relations by IchigoPudding reviews
Harry's father is alive after all… Tom Riddle and Harry Potter's wedding ceremony is interrupted HP/LV Implied LV/JP, incest and mpreg. Parody. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Getting Off On You, Getting Off On Me by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
Voyeurism wasn't something Harry had ever wanted to participate in. However, his hand is tipped as someone else decides to sneak a peek first. HP/DM, post Hogwarts. Ye be warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete