A short What If? idea staring Snape in his 2nd Year. Includes: Failed Animagus Transformation. Marauders. Chocolate Frogs. And Sirius hanging upside down in midair.

Draco wants revenge for what Harry did in Dumbledore's office, but will he go too far to get it? Followup to the Horrible stories.

11th in the series. Harry has gotten revenge on Draco, but he may have to suffer too.

10th in the Horrible series. Remus is summoned to talk to Harry. Harry finds out why his parents were betrayed.

9th in the series. Cornelius decides to give his version of the talk to Harry for the sake of the wizarding world. Then Sybil shows up. Others in the series are referenced.

8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.

7th in the series. Mrs. Weasley desperately wants Harry as a soninlaw. Will she make this happen, or will Albus convince her otherwise?

6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.

5th in the series. Sirius changes his mind about giving Harry 'the talk' only to discover that he is far too late. I suggest reading the others first, as they are referenced.

Fourth in the series. Draco and Harry should know better than to antagonize Snape. His revenge: 'the talk' with Hagrid.

Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.

Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.

Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.

His whole world is on that pavement in front of the Muggle bar, and it’s a world of streetlights and wonder and chocolate and Remus. And that's all he needs. A/N: I didn't know sidewalks in Britain were called pavements, so adjust accordingly in head.

Written for Advent 2009. Just a silly Christmassy moment between Remus and Sirius before the darkness came.

One day, he will be only mine. Slash. Please read the warnings at the top of the chapter.

Remus can’t, for the life of him, remember when people started associating him with chocolate. After all, he loves a good medium rare steak above all other foods. RL/SB

Sirius' plan goes awry. Written for mini fest at LJ.

What happens when Animagi become less than they had hoped? SS&HG, with HP&DM. COMPLETE

Severus Snape finally finds out his Animagus form. Now he kind of wishes he hadn't.

Hermione uses her animagus form to keep Severus sane during his captivity. Very A/U, disregards HBP and DH.

1977: In which we learn why Severus decided to give the thrilling life of Animagi a miss. Extremely silly crack/meta fic. Written 2006, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Or the actual title that won't fit is: How Lily Potter Learned More Than She Needed To Know About Remus and Sirius' Sex Life. Just what it says on the tin, people. Slash.

Hogwarts gets an unexpected new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. With his rival as the Potions teacher, what kind of crazy shenanigans will Harry and the gang get in to now? -I think you should read this.- HIATUS

This was inspired by something I read off of TFLN read at your own risk :/