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Rum and Raisin by wickedswanz reviews
Hermions shares some yummy ice-cream with two very wicked Marauders. HG SB RL PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter's Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Tributes to a Hero by AerienMyxa reviews
HP/LV. Character death. After years of sending gifts meant to mock, Voldemort's obsession to kill Harry Potter changed after one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Nox by Somigliana reviews
Nox: Antidote to the disease that almost annihilated humankind—magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Heartbroken by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione is drinking away her sorrows, can sirius help her feel better? PWP Adult
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Potions and Snitches by Toria reviews
Snitches don't make good Potions ingredients!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dishes by DebbieB reviews
Petunia washes dishes. Written for the HP Gen Challenge Spring Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Petunia D.
The Last Night of the Coven by DebbieB reviews
Inspired by Seneca’sThe Trojan Women. Not everyone was killed when Hogwarts fell. (McGonagallTrelawney femmeslash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Minerva M.
Without Dreams by DebbieB reviews
In a secret journal entry, Petunia Dursley reflects on a hidden talent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Petunia D.
The Devil is in the Details by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sillyness at the World Cup by Seel'vor reviews
How do wizards travel? Or sleep when away from home? Harry decides to 'think outside the box'. HHr, Traces of Dr. Who
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 487 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Catastrophe by Smenzer reviews
Have you ever tried to pill a cat? Harry may be a great wizard, but he soons discovers that pilling a cat is much harder than defeating Dementors or killing giant snakes! All the characters get involved, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In My Heart by Smenzer reviews
Draco's thoughts on several things, including if he wishes to follow his Father and become a Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Trust by Smenzer reviews
Lucius Malfoy's thoughts on his way to Azkaban. May be AU as in this story he's really a secret agent for the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Forest by Smenzer reviews
Draco discovers that Harry, Ron and Hermoine sneak into the Dark Forest every night and follows them. What will he learn? DracoHermoine fic for Halloween! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Most Powerful Sorcerer in the World by Smenzer reviews
Voldemort has a nightmare after eating. His dream involves the cemetary scene from GOF and the cursed Aztec gold from Pirates of the Caribbean. Funny oneshot. Only Potter characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Porn Catastrophe by erinjoy29 reviews
A ridiculous story that just popped into my mind. Involves Sirius, Remus, gay porn, and a whole lot of confusion. SB/RL. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Better Than Owls by Smenzer reviews
Draco spots the Headmaster's phoenix in Diagon Alley and thinks it would be a better pet than an ordinary owl. What will his father do? A short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Wedding Jitters by Smenzer reviews
Harry worries while he attends Fluer and Bill's wedding. A story I wrote in autumn 2006.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete