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Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 11-28-04
Founder: RebelRebelMonster - Stories: 25 - Followers: 23 - id: 8566
Hey, this is a DMHG archive. However, it's for those who simply don't get enough reviews and are THE BEST. I only accept the best, so BE the best! Oneshots and long stories are welcome, and other ships like GWHP can sometimes be included. Email me at to become staff or if you want your story on.UPDATE: If you see your story on here and you don't want it to be, please let me know as soon as possible by emailing me. And if your looking for a good R story, email me.
Hate You, Hate Me by Firefly's Locket reviews
I hate you, Hermione. I hate your hair, your friends, and everything about you. But the thing I hate most… is how much I love you…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Caught in His Net by prtsrxmyNiceSox reviews
When Hermione meets a mysterious stranger online, she's a bit leery at first. Who wouldn't be? But as she gets to know him she realizes.. there's something to him that she can't put her finger on. Sequel In Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,917 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love? What's Love? by silver sheen reviews
Love doesn't exist. We are all controlled by our hormones, and true love is something only in books. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rhapsody by Saiyachick reviews
[Dramoine]“Well we all grew up quite a bit over the years Draco. Plus, I think I once recalled you muttering something in fourth year at the Yule Ball,” Blaise contemptuously ridiculed, “Didn't that sentence include her being 'bloody hot'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,288 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hello, stranger by The cliche reviews
Years later, Hermione bumps into a certain someone. She learns more about his past and finds out how true love really is..& that..he's not so bad after all. But wait a minute...doesn't this stranger look familiar?? *PG13 for LANGUAGE WATCH OUT!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,051 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Blood Of The Dragon by zensho reviews
BOOK 5 OOTP SEQUEL Final Yr/ Future : COMPLETE Like Harry, Malfoy is born to a Prophesy- it says Draco will help Vold gain immortality. Hermione bears Draco a child that links two prophesies. Serious love story, a realistic end to the Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,626 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3341 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stupid Cupid by LullabyDreams reviews
Ron has got the perfect plan to get Hermione to fall for him on Valentine's Day. There are secret cupids running around Hogwarts, shooting couples with arrows and binding them together. How could such a well-thought out plan fail? All Ron wanted was Hermi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Roses by TiCkLeD PiNk89 reviews
When a secret admirer turns out to be a dangerous stalker, Hermione realizes that she needs more than just her wand. “You?” she asked, “Great, I’m going to need somebody to protect me from my protector.” Roses are beautiful, until you find the thorns.dmhg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Mudblood by quixotic-star reviews
Dear Granger, You're probably wondering why I, Draco Malfoy, a PUREBLOOD Slytherin, am owling you..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Change'll Do You Good by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
A fortune teller leaves Draco and Hermione in an interesting predicament. Draco & Hermione & Blaise, mentions Snape & Petunia, Ron & Draco, Ron & Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Reality TV Wizard's Style by xzaire reviews
Say whaaat? DRACO Malfoy and HERMIONE Granger in a MUGGLE REALITY TV SHOW for COUPLES? TOGETHER? You must be kidding! PUREBLOODS&MUDBLOODS; WIZARDS&MUGGLES; ENEMIES&LOVERS... THEY JUST DON'T MIX! FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Enemy by burgundyred reviews
Voldemort, twisted leader that he is, is quite devious. When Draco is told to bring Hermione to the Dark Lord, he doesn't know that her death is the last thing on Voldemort's mind...unusual Darkfic with major twists! DMHG. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,168 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Love and Loss by burgundyred reviews
“Hermione. There is no way we’ll survive this war. We ensured our deaths when we fell in love,” he smiles bitterly, looking like a true Malfoy, “and we’ll die no matter what. We’ve got to kill each other. There is no other way.” One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Delusion by burgundyred reviews
Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Post Hogwarts Affair by burgundyred reviews
Hermione's married to Ron, but it's more of a union of Ron&Quidditch. Desperate she takes a job at Malfoy, Inc. and develops an unhealthy obsession with her boss. Results include all the symptoms of a fullblown crush. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,981 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Your Most Prized Possession? by headstrongTM reviews
COMPLETED Ron and Hermione have been going out in their summer before 6th year. But what happens when Draco and Ron have a chess game...and Hermione is the prize? DMHG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,244 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Somnio Eternus by finally-defeated reviews
Torn apart as realization dawns upon the Gryffindor Golden girl, a potions class goes awry and she is transported back into the medieval times with none other than the not so despicable Draco Malfoy. Bitter sweet DHr. Side G?. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,829 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete