Written for the #shipmas 2018 challenge. I dont care how many chocolate frogs you bribe me with, I'm not dressing up as an elf. Or does she?

Severe abuse causes an enormous burst of accidental magic from which Harry learns to control the Dursleys. With their home as a casual base, he takes to the streets, thieving & improving his magic. Dumbledore-bashing. Dark retribution shocker. Grey nonreactive, noncompliant, anti-hero Harry. Friends. Fluff. Pairing. M-rated. Broken boy v powerful sanctimonious manipulative tyrant!

After Ginny reluctantly agrees to host Lavender and Parvati's book club at the Potter house, her husband and children sabotage the entire event, and, ironically, make her very proud. Includes a hint of Hinny.

"Look mum! Do you know who this is!" The little girl asked excitedly. The woman's eyes flicked up to his forehead and Harry saw the look of recognition on her face. "Of course I do, darling." One Shot. Fluff. HarryxGinny

(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.

When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.

Harry hoped that going to Hogwarts would be a good thing for him, his chance to start over. He was surprised by what he found.

A different twist makes an AU story.

What do you do when your friends won't stop making fun of you for still being a virgin? You go find a man and shag his brains out, right? Well, at least you fake it.

They still refer to her as 'Harry Potter's girl' sometimes. Eleven-year-old her would be ecstatic. Twenty-one-year-old her is far less enthused. (Harry/Ginny)

After the Final task and the death of Cedric. Harry has a question. With Hermione's help he finds the answers. One t much H/Hr.

A Slytherin Harry competes in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Sort of. No horcruxes. Rated for mild language. More spelling corrections and an added Skeeter scene. ONESHOT

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!

Harry learned a lot from the Dursleys; how to take care of number one was the major lesson. Distinctly grey! Harry. Combat gardening to be found within. He makes some unexpected friends too, and will you Puffs quit chanting 'Badger! Badger'

In which a smart!Vernon figures out that he and Petunia are being manipulated to resent Harry, and decide to do all they can to teach him everything they can about the wizarding world. Petunia enlists Lily's old friend, Severus Snape, and when the Marauders come on board they love the biggest prank on Dumbledore ever.

After being sent back in time to his Hogwarts years, Harry hijacks the first year sorting. Some might say he ruined it. Harry thinks he made it better. Crack. One-Shot. AU.

"Anyone wishing to submit themselves as champion must write their name and school clearly upon a slip of parchment ..." Not slash.

Harry truly is the Chosen One.

Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law.

Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.

Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.

It's Halloween. Harry hates Halloween. Can Hermione save him? T for very brief mild swearing

Here's a short story set during Harry's third year. Who gives a fourteen-year-old a powerful artefact to bend time. Did anyone monitor her use? Did anyone warn her of the consequences of misuse? Also something different with Basilisk! Dumbledore Ron & Sirius bashing (no pairings)

In the smouldering ruins of Godric's Hollow, baby Harry seeing his mothers body begins crying and vanishes, where did the boy-who-lived and where will he end up? And what happens when 16 year old James and Lily find a baby calling them Dada and Mama. Taken as a challenge made by GothicAngel and checked by Anne-Lilian. REVISED 10/03/2018 formatting and grammar fixes.