Tonks and Harry are married. But that doesn't mean she has to stop being the Dark Lady she's always dreamed of being. It just means now Harry is even more along for the ride. Sequel to The Dark Lady Tonks. Don't take this story seriously, Lord knows I'm not

ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

You know Sirius would treat adulthood like a big joke. You also know that, like everything else, somehow it will turn out to make Harry's life even stranger. Comic one-shot.

What would happen if the Horntail got sick the night before the First Task? Surely they kept a back-up ready to bring in!

Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...

...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.

Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.

Sleeping Beauty parody. One shot. Drabble. A bit random, a bit weird and makes absolutely no sense. I figure what the heck, enjoy.

A series of events that are initiated from the simple fact that Harry was actually asleep at midnight on his birthday. Oneshot. Spoof.

A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.

Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.

To get out of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry enlists the help of one of the most dangerous forces on the planet. An attorney. Marvel crossover, one shot.

A world renown celebrity photographer is getting ready to do a photo shoot of our favourite Holyhead Harpy. Unfortunately, the male model doesn't turn up, and Harry is coerced into doing the shoot with Ginny. It's a good thing the fringe benefits were worth it!

The power Harry knows and Voldemort does not. Oneshot. COMPLETE

In which Harry has the brilliant idea to write a letter to his biggest enemy, Hedwig is secretly a member of an intergalactic federation, and Voldemort is just plain annoyed. One Shot! Complete!

A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!

Just a little crack-fic that popped into my head. No substance, and slightly twisted. MoD!Harry

Harry's Magic loves music, and music can cause his magic to do things. Facing Voldemort and surrounded by Death Eaters in the graveyard, Harry uses a song he's never dared try before. He just hopes he survives its effects. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series.

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE

Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.

Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...

Just a VERY short and silly snippet, the result of a much longer but equally silly conversation on Sufficient Velocity. It passed the acid test of making me smile so I thought I'd put it here.

Harry is invited in the Gobstones Club, a club that has, apparently, not invited anyone else since Albus Dumbledore.