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The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
Late Night at the Three Broomsticks by
GallonsoftheStuff reviews
After a long day of work, the Golden Trio enjoy dinner and conversation in Hogmeade. One-shot written for the Camp Hogwarts Challenge. Prompt: Fort Building - write about the trio rebuilding the Magical world after the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Deus Mortis by
GallonsoftheStuff reviews
(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Thanos - Complete
Kids in the Kitchen by
GallonsoftheStuff reviews
The three Potter children decide to make their parents breakfast in bed. One-shot written for the Camp Hogwarts Challenge and The Kitchen Challenge. Prompt: Pottery - write about the Next-Gen making something for their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Venom by
Nankinmai reviews
He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Only Certainties In Life Are by
offsides reviews
Just a little plot bunny/crackfic that would not go away. MoD!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Time by
DarkPhoenix89 reviews
Just before the 2002 Quidditch World Cup, Harry and Ginny get thrown back in time to the Summer before Harry starts his first year. What do they change? Who do they Tell? DH-compliant HP/GW R/Hr Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,010 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Long Day by
DarkPhoenix89 reviews
(Oneshot) Harry was looking forward to moping in his office all day, but before he could even get there he is dragged off to deal with another dark lord! Canon Compliant. Features an AU. Elder Wand wielding Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Harry P.
Haridan the Cautious by
SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 332 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
MUM! (A Harry Potter oneshot) by
SopranoWithAnIdentityCrisis reviews
One day, near the end of the summer of 1996, seven teenagers were up on the three-story-high roof of the Weasleys' home, reshingling parts of it that had gotten damaged over the years. Of course, it could have been done with magic, but they had needed something to do. So far, however, not too much had been getting done, as could be reasonably expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
That Mysterious, Chaotic, and Wonderful Eleanor Potter by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The Weasley twins think about Ellie Potter, pranks, marriage, and being a bit out of their league but loving it anyway. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 154 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Pygmalion by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which Hermione Granger tries and fails to shape Eleanor Lily Potter into a normal human being in the course of one morning. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte by
The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Death, Lily, and Wizard Lenin have a conversation on what, for them, is a typical Sunday afternoon. Spin-off/side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by
The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 5,657 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Deus Initium by
The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time Death Shanghaied Harry into Becoming Death and Got Away With It.) If he had known one hundred and eight years ago the trouble picking up the Elder Wand would cause him, he would have left the damn thing where it was. Admittedly, the chair almost made it worth it. [Sorta prequel to Deus Ex Machina)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 270 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For by
TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,611 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Eyl-oops by
losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry has a complaint about his new owl. / Crack fic, heavily borrowed from Monty Python!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
To The Victor Go The Cuddles by
reighost reviews
Storming Skies Verse. With the introduction of Harry Potter's new familiar the inhabitants of Gryffindor Tower find themselves losing. To a baby cheetah. Baby!Familiar Vs Gryffindors. FIGHT!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - [H. Gokudera, Harry P.] - Complete
The Price is Right by
Hi Pot And News reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 6,606 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Little Guy by
Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Different Together by
Hippothestrowl reviews
Canon fourth year (GoF) until an event in Divinations changes Harry's life forever. Harry/Luna seriously fluffy romance – with a little drama and danger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,468 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 4/22/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Different by
HarpieKing07 reviews
A small argument with his sister leaves a 6-year-old Harry sad. His grandmother s portrait tells him the story of her and his grandfather to show him, that being different is not a bad thing at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Harry P., Charlus P., Dorea Black/Potter - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by
arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 8,366 - Follows: 6,650 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: WiB - Wizards in Black by
Steelbadger reviews
Drabble Oneshot. A wry look into the everyday life of an Obliviator, draws from Men in Black (as you might expect).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
What's Really in a Name? by
The Spoon Thief reviews
After fifth year, Harry has made a startling realization that will change the course of the entire Wizarding World! Or leave it pretty much the same. Read along to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Mastering Death by
BlackCashmere reviews
Crack. A oneshot on how Harry Potter became the "Master of Death". Here's a hint, it didn't have anything to do with the Hallows. Mandatory Disclaimer: I don't own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
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