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The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior...

Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Dying Alley by MuggleBeene reviews
Rose Weasley thinks that Diagon Alley is the most boring place ever, since the 'Old V Guy' is gone. Her Uncle Bill helps shed a little light on the subject in a most Weasley-ish way. Written for Teachers' Lounge Forum Iron Fic Competition with a secret ingredient of "Diagon Alley."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Bill W., Rose W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 3,896 - Follows: 1,197 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 4,986 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Kill Cormac by gredandforgerock reviews
A short one shot on a missing moment. What should have happened after Mclaggen hit Harry with the bludger during the game against Hufflepuff, sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 599 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Mummy's Special Crayons by Evergreen 360 reviews
OneShot. James decides to play Picasso after finding some curious crayons in Mummy's purse. NextGen drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Average Love Story by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
AU "Well I suppose that's a point in your favor then," Ginny muttered, biting into the bread appreciatively. "Of course that doesn't really distract from the fact that you've had me kidnapped, which, you know Harry, isn't exactly the way to a girl's heart."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Seven Potters by writetress reviews
Harry had seen six Potters when his friends had taken Polyjuice Potion and he had thought it bizarre. But nothing compared to meeting seven Potters that were actually himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Let the Game Begin by gredandforgerock reviews
What is the GAME? Most think its just a game; a way to sharpen their minds. But a few, a select few, play it as it was meant to be, a way of life. Few utilize the tools. Few take it very seriously. Few will actually win. - non-canon pairing for Harry but not until the last chapter, its a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,345 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 7,913 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Not the Smartest Witch by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 668 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 5,310 - Follows: 1,634 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,431 - Follows: 1,039 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mage Harry by kb0 reviews
Summer before 6th year, an accident unlocks Harry's secret power: He's a Mage with the power of Merlin. Watch Harry deal with it and take control of his life. Independent Harry. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,499 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Exotic Pet by Lucillia reviews
A Harry Potter who's a full-blooded member of a certain two-hearted, cold-blooded species of Crocodillian descent from a certain planet whose name starts with a G and rhymes with Mallifrey ends up on the Dursley's doorstep. He ends up having a much happier life there than he normally would've due to the fact that he "Isn't people".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 212 - Published: 5/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27921 - Favs: 23,544 - Follows: 15,392 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 7,950 - Follows: 2,153 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Chamber of Secrets: The True Story by HiBob reviews
It couldn't remain a secret forever. Harry Potter did not tell the truth about what happened between him and Tom Riddle. The Basilisk was killed by
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Complete
Bric-à-brac by CycoMW reviews
A few short works. Tiny one-offs. Misc ideas. Bit and bobs. You get the idea. Humour/Light: 'Pranking the Sorting Hat', 'Potter Travels to the Forest Moon (parts 1 & 2)', and 'Harry Potter Narrated.' Humour/Dark: 'Confringo is Easier', 'Transfiguration Practice' and 'Oblivious'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
The Hogwarts Takeover by BraverLeonheart reviews
Harry discovers the immediate consequences of his victory over Voldemort, more than a decade after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Minerva M., F. Flitwick - Complete
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