RESORTING The Sorting Hat is tampered with. Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ron are sorted into the wrong houses. The weirdness follows them through their years at Hogwarts with strange machines being discovered, conspiracies being investigated, Dark Wizards poised to overthrow the world, and Hogwarts moving to new places. This band of misfits has to band together to save the world.

The beliefs and traditions of the wizarding world might not follow the logic of those found in various muggle societies around the world but that does not mean that they should be tossed side in order to conform to one person's ideals. Crack!Fic Pairing: HP/HG with a twist. COMPLETE

AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.

Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!

Harry is locked after his fifth year for his 'safety'. What happens, when he uses the same logic of the Order? Probelms!

A short, short story about a mysterious ritual

[Oneshot] Ginny's hiding herself away at an important celebration and only one bespectacled hero can save the day. Under 600 words. T for drunkenness and such.

A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.

As Harry and Cedric stood in front of the cup, little did they know that one different spell could change everything. Set during the Third Task. One-shot

What might have happened instead of the Prisoner of Azkaban. A more resourceful Sirius. Almost a crackfic.

Harry found himself stuck on Privet Drive for the summer. In looking through a box of old books, Harry finds Sirius' guide to becoming an Animagus. Despite the warnings to ensure he was not alone, Harry decided to give it a go. He managed to transform, but now what? How did he change back? Written for the SIYE Animagus Challenge.

Harry unwittingly discovers a kindred spirit amid the mistrust of most of Hogwarts.

Ridiculous oneshot. Harry Potter discovers exactly what Dumbledore meant by a fate worse than death, and sets out to use it against Voldemort. Much hilarity and insanity ensues. Very OOC, and very funny.

Harry receives a letter from his aunt informing him of a death in the family. It is his first time out in public since the Final Battle. Who comes to see him? How do his relatives react?

Bellatrix Lestrange is visiting Harry by night, it is not for their mutual pleasure, the Dark Lord has plans for the Issue of his Enemy. What she gets is completely unexpected.

It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before

Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi

They say it's silly and impossible. But wouldn't it be wonderful if you can actually predict if your relationship with a person will last or not? Can true love really be predicted? AU.

Harry has been infected with a strange form of vampirism, and the expert called in is a vampire called Modoc. Crossover with My Best Friend is a Vampire.

The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.

Why wasn't there international assistance against Voldemort? How can the American President be obliviated willy-nilly? Why was the 'dark school' Durmstrang allowed into the Triwizard Tournament, and do Brazilian students learn how to curse hats? Harry Potter's about to get a history lesson and a wake-up call. — Canon, takes place between the final battle and epilogue.

It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.

What if Harry Potter didn't want to be the Master of Death? What would he do?

After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world