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Founder: gryffinsdoor - Stories: 684 - Followers: 56 - id: 90242
The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 5,699 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
How Harry Almost Became An Auror by polykleitos reviews
[Gen] The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy. I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease. [Luna Lovegood, HBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Humiliated Auror by MightyGryffindor reviews
Ginny sends Harry to the apothecary, and he is mortally humiliated over the shopping list. Crackfic with raucous humor. Oneshot. Harry / Ginny / Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
That's not fiction, that is porn by Moltie reviews
Hermione is getting updates from the Muggle world. Mostly about fanfiction. Mostly about Harry and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Lumos Spada by Stephen-Warner reviews
Another option for the 3rd task of the TriWizard Tournament Harry does, after all, know the smartest witch to ever attend Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 243 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 224 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 501 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 589 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 232 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore Is Evil by gredandforgerock reviews
My first try at a Dumbledore bashing story. Situated during fifth year. And the truth shall set you free - free from the greater good that is. For now this is complete, however I may think of more to add later in another story but I'm clueless right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,203 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter the Poet by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Ron have to write some postHBP poetry. Harry writes some angsty stuff about his hidden feelings for the girl that he loves...and then that girl reads it. Oneshot. Rated M for Ron's crude limmericks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 238 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 265 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
His Little Girl by K. Lynn Perks reviews
Harry has an early morning fatherly chat with his daughter Lily about the Sorting, Squids and well, Boys. One shot showing some parental love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again by nicnac918 reviews
Harry Potter and the Not-So-Deadly Summer Holidays
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete