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The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
Reuniting by jojor99 reviews
Harry and Ginny were separated when Ginny had to move to the other side of the world for two years. Unfortunately, their relationship just couldn't cope with the distance and their work. What will happen when Ginny comes home?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,869 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The End of All Things by Kinsfire reviews
Harry was in Azkaban for murdering Hermione. Now they need his help. What is his price?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fortunate Decision by jojor99 reviews
Harry and Ginny just want to get married. They are sick of waiting to find a date that suits everyone. They decide to take matters into their own hands. This ends up being very fortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Disorganised Crime by Pitry reviews
In Muggle London, heroes end up in jail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Bedside Manner by jaebyrd reviews
As Harry comes down with a bad case of the flu, who should come to his rescue, but his good friend Ginny Weasley? Slightly AU as H/G never got together in 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Honeymooners by Aggiebell reviews
Their wedding went just like they planned. Their honeymoon, however...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,637 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Daisy Dursley by gredandforgerock reviews
The Potters get a surprise visitor. Mostly sweet with a touch on past abuses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 143 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Apprentic James by Lil Nezumi reviews
Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,445 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 637 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., G. Ollivander - Complete
Eavesdropping by Caliente23 reviews
Ginny finds out something interesting about Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Wedding Invitation by RodentFace reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley who just WON'T propose! are invited to some old friends' wedding. But whose wedding is it? Doubt this is a pairing that many of you have seen before. Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, "mystery" pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Poison Chocolate by Loopy Looney Charny reviews
What if Harry's power was to cook? and he sent He-Of-Many-Names some Easter Chocolate? What if Tom was hidden? and Harry cured him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Knowledge is Its Own Reward by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Have you ever had a theory...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
I Have to do, What? by booknerd1994 reviews
How does Ginny, her family, and most importantly, her husband react to finding out she is pregnant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 8,389 - Follows: 4,197 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Defending Sirius Black by Luiz4200 reviews
AU Not satisfied with what Dumbledore told in the letter he left with Harry, Vernon Dursley goes to the Wizarding World and learns about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Vernon D., Sirius B. - Complete
The Eulogy by HarnGin reviews
A great man has died. His nephew delivers his eulogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Hugo W. - Complete
Another Super Harry Parody by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4455 - Favs: 9,550 - Follows: 5,030 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by gredandforgerock reviews
How do you heal them faster? Get sent back in time and correct things. Some chars are OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,798 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Good to be True by Luan Mao reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Be a Mice Elf, Again? by apAidan reviews
Harry hurries home to where Hermione has been waiting all day to find out if she's been accepted to practice law in the muggle courts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 640 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Communicable Nature of Weasleyishness by theelderwand1 reviews
Harry and Hermione decide that Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year...to prank the Weasleys!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete