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Founder: gryffinsdoor - Stories: 684 - Followers: 56 - id: 90242
The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,409 - Follows: 5,073 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Queue by feanor reviews
Harry and his friends are waiting these last few hours just like we are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Harry P.
Ashes in Our Mouths by feanor reviews
COMPLETE! They lived happily ever after - NOT! but then again who knows. Warning extreme Angst. Super powers, death, but hope reborn too. It made some cry! Are you up to it? If you think you are, read on... and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Uncle Vernon by Professor of Muggle Studies reviews
A short revenge one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Vernon D. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 256 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unorthodox by Mid-Nite-Potter reviews
AU – Ginny, a Chaser for the Holyhead Harpies is about to meet Harry for the first time. But how will she compare to the other five girls also trying to catch his attention?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,427 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Second Chance by Bil reviews
Oneshot. Severus thinks it was bad enough being seventeen the first time around. Having to live through it a second time is surely a severe penance he doesn't deserve. SS, HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Daddy, I'm In Love by jojor99 reviews
"Daddy, I'm In Love" said eighteen year old Lily Potter. Harry knew that this would be an interesting conversation as Lily was being evasive about who she was in love with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W., Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,358 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
What a Cliché by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Challenge to self: Write a HP story containing as many HP clichés as possible. List of used clichés to be included in separate chapter . Oneshot. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
How Rules are Made by gredandforgerock reviews
The story "150 things I will not do: written by M Mcgonagall" by evans.hazel18 - My thoughts on why students have this rule-Rule 145 : If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. These are rules McGonagall made during her tenure as Headmistress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete
You Are a Married Man! by MuggleBeene reviews
Auror Trainee Harry Potter is on an assignment when he is reminded that yes, he is married to Ginny. Who knew that what happens next would involve the Head Auror and the Captain of the Holyhead Harpies. Slight connection to the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Father's Day by Arnel 63 reviews
It's Father's Day and Harry receives a very special gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Quiet Night In by silverbirch reviews
After a hard day's training Harry wants nothing more than a nice, relaxing evening at home - a warm bath, some relaxation and bed. His friends, and his House Elf, have a different agenda and once more The Chosen One has to save the day. I am not JKR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Which House by gredandforgerock reviews
Which house was he in? Not ours. Nor ours. Don't put him here. Absolutly not. An ultra short arguement within the school of Hogwarts. Set the year after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
Green Eyed Wolf Boy by gredandforgerock reviews
His parents were killed by Voldemort. He was dropped off on the Dursley's door step. But Vernon found him before Petunia and he was determined no freak would wreck his perfect family. AU Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,643 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Similarities by MuggleBeene reviews
Ginny Potter has an impromptu afternoon with her goddaughter and ends up finding out that the two of them share some similarities. Questions from the old photo albums leads to an interesting conversation about Harry. Part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 827 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
little accomplishments by irnan reviews
or, Teddy Lupin gets tied to a tree again and is sort of glad he doesn't have Harry's problems. Even though he kind of does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
KISS by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Keep It Simple, Stupid. How Harry could have faced the dragon in the first task of the Triwizard Tournament. GoF Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Fanfictioneers by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
"You all know the truth now, I am very scary when it comes to my children. I will end you." -Molly Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete