Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Ginny Weasley's plans before her first year at Hogwarts. Chapter two takes place eleven years after chapter one. Fluff Alert!

After Ginny spent a night in detention with Harry Potter, you'd think they'd be getting along better. This is somewhat closer to canon that A Sirius Situation, but it's still AU.

Detention with Snape is never fun. For this particular detention, he has come up with a classically tedious task that he hopes will keep Potter and Weasley busy for several weeks.

Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.

In a clearing of the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have met for a final confrontation. Just themselves; no friends, allies, or supporters. Two wizards enter, one victor leaves. Locking their gazes, hands began to reach for wands-

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Ginny Weasley is about to step out onto the pitch for her first ever professional Quidditch match. Is she ready?

Snape is a portrait.For the last nineteen years, Snape has spent September second in relative boredom in the headmistress' office. Until Albus Potter shows up. And demonstrates his innate ability to annoy Snape. Those damn green eyes.

A visit to see little Teddy Lupin befuddles Harry-after all, he's never held a baby before.

If this were a detective story, Ginny would write it up with the title "The Adventure of the Quidditch Player". Harry says that's a stupidly generic title for a detective story.

Harry is having the summer from hell after Sirus's death. Hermione's invitation to celebrate his birthday with her, Ron and Ginny changes things for the better.

Ginny hadn't been enjoying the party. Neither had Harry. Maybe Batman can save the day.

Buying the textbooks for his eldest's first year at Hogwarts is a chance for Harry to reminisce and wonder...

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.

Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.

AU. On a field trip to Grimmauld Museum, an unexpected but special guest is coincidentally there at the same time. The-Boy-Who-Lived Novel series is all these kids know. What questions will they ask? If you liked Delusions of Granger... then try this. V2 As a special service, Ch. 2 Hermione A History. See what led up to the events of Ch. 1

Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.

Prompt. Harry loved his wife, with all her quirks, he really did. Harry/Luna

Ron and Hermione get married. Harry takes it fairly well, except for the part where they make him organise the wedding.

Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...

AU Oneshot. At the end of third year a bout of accidental magic has unexpected consequences. A bit of Dumbledore bashing, and one character death but very clean.

Is Not Always A Good Idea. Twist on all of the TimeTravel!Harry stories out there. Complete OneShot, but up for adoption, since I had so many people asking for more.

Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...