Harry's Just a Wild and Crazy Guy
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Founder: gryffinsdoor - Stories: 684 - Followers: 56 - id: 90242
The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Hogwarts, Meet Hedge Pig by August Mayhem reviews
A slightly more conniving Harry puts up with Umbridge for the first three months before deciding to do away with her. How book 5 should have gone :p
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/26/2002
hogswatch by irnan reviews
The only redeeming feature the evening could be said to have was that it was not actually Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
teach us something please by irnan reviews
The first thing Luke Dursley did when he got his Hogwarts letter was dance a triumphant war dance around the sitting room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 461 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Letter from Boa by HerFairy reviews
When Harry wonders what happened to the first sort-of friend he had, even if it was just a snake, he's surprised to get a mysterious letter from said snake, telling him about his life... honestly, he got to Brazil? Harry wondered if that was true...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan reviews
There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 551 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 6,843 - Follows: 1,431 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Outtake: Tea with the Headmaster by the Imaginizer reviews
Professor Dumbledore takes Professor Flitwick's advice, and invites Harry to his office for tea. Both are…a little less than sane – but who will crack first? Sequel to 'Hogwarts Staff Meeting.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 847 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Granddad by MuggleBeene reviews
Artie Boyd has a short shopping trip with his Granddad Potter when The Daily Prophet shows up. Why are they taking pictures of them? Short, fluffy one-shot marginally set in the Professor Muggle story series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Lumos Kedavra! by theelderwand1 reviews
Two days before Christmas, Harry will face an evil more challenging than any he's ever confronted before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 13,668 - Follows: 3,569 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
My First Month as a Wizard by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
A/U non-cannon Fluff/Humor. Starts with Harry's first trip to Gringotts. Just a silly little one-shot I couldn't get out of my mind until I had it in the computer. Rated 'T' for Language. UPDATED 11/24/13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Determining by Probability by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry and Ron settles who gets to date Hermione by playing a single game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death, Destroyer of Worlds by Lady FoxFire reviews
Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sacramentum Effrego by Justpucky reviews
At the end of year 3 Harry starts to think. He doesn't like what he learns. Dumbles!Bashing Semismart!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,034 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Matters by thesecondshelf reviews
At James Sirius Potter's 10th birthday party, Harry muses on the similarities between his oldest son and his oldest friend. Featuring sibling squabbles, descriptions of non-ginger Weasleys, and George's preoccupation with where babies come from. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Series Of Unfortuante Events! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
A one shot of small stories!. This is purely for humor. I may continue this in the future possibly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HG Drabblemania! by DoraeAzure reviews
100 word drabbles about Harry and Ginny and their lurve. Note: These drabbles are not in chronological order, or really any order of any kind. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete