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Founder: gryffinsdoor - Stories: 684 - Followers: 56 - id: 90242
The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Born This Way by zArkham reviews
Shortly after the war Luna Lovegood suddenly up and disappears. For years there is not a hint of her before Harry Potter gets a clue that brings him backstage of the Rose Garden to find a startling secret. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I Told You So by Aggiebell reviews
The Weasley brothers have "the talk" with Harry. Ginny is not impressed. Set in between Matchmaker and Making Up for Lost Time in my Matchmaker Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Shadow over Hogwarts by Diresquirrel reviews
Ten years ago they won the battle: Voldemort was dead. They didn't realize that at the same time they had lost the war. Now, a shadow lurks over the Wizarding World that threatens to change everything. AU Harry Potter.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dudley's Surprize by Epeefencer reviews
Dudley wants to introduce Harry and Ginny to his girlfriend but is he getting more than he bargained for? OneShot Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Dudley D., OC - Complete
Fanboys and Firewhiskey by quidditchmum reviews
Harry attends a meeting of Ginny's fan club and realizes that her fans aren't just little witches. Can Hermione keep him from acting like a jealous prat and causing a scene?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Care and Handling of Harry's Pants by quidditchmum reviews
In which Harry eavesdrops and Ginny advises Hermione just exactly who will be responsible for the care and handling of Harry's pants from here on out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Chocolate When Loud Voices Die by thelilacfield reviews
Seven broken toes, steamed up glasses and Honeydukes chocolate. Add a sprinkle of nosy portraits and you have a recipe for romance - HarryGinny, for PrincessPearl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 332 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Change of Heart by Caffeinated Star reviews
Knowing that Minerva and Hagrid would never forgive him if he didn't, Dumbledore made a very drastic change for Harry Potter's future. His new family might be a bit dysfunctional, but it was better than a cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
How to retch by Cabba reviews
Pop Quiz - Who is the youngest seeker in a century to swallow a snitch? How does he get it out? Answer is in this anecdote. ONE-SHOT ONLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Logic by elquendi reviews
Logic? What's 'logic?... We all know Hermione Granger loves logic, but the rest of the wizarding world sees things differently. Based on the thought that "Many of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 697 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Little Push by JJ Rust reviews
Harry is having trouble admitting his true feelings for Luna. All he needs is a little push . . . and the Weasley twins are happy to provide it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 844 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Snape by knuckz reviews
Book 6. I am your father. Father!Snape. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sick by Gwendolyn James reviews
Harry's got a cold, and he's quite cranky. What will it take to make him feel better? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 391 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How Harry Potter Became 'The Boy Who Lived' by The Winter Wizard reviews
This is a slight parody on how Harry Potter became 'The Boy Who Lived' first time around, and how he defeated Voldermort when just a baby. Contains some bad language and mild references of violence. Rated T to be safe! No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Best Present by where the wind blows reviews
When all the wrapping was gone Teddy opened the box with trembling hands and looked into the box. Sitting at the bottom was a sad looking piece of parchment. Teddy looked up at his godfather in distress. "What is this?" he asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Laughter by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Harry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Homework by rosepetal704 reviews
The first in the Potions Class series: A parody in which Snape asks Harry why he doesn't have his homework, and Harry explains...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Baking Trouble by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
When Ginny makes a slight on men cooking and Harry gets irritated, a dare follows that will change everything
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete