evil and dark my evil life
  Follow . 
Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 05-01-05
Founder: thedarklordsonlyheir - Stories: 3,451 - Followers: 41 - Staff: 1 - id: 14947
Anything I want |
Regulus by Callisto Nicol reviews
And I was a Black sheep. But I wasn't a black sheep, and for that alone Sirius would never look my way. [oneshot, Regulus' thoughts after Sirius leaves home]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Embarrassment by Callisto Nicol reviews
Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
For Now by Callisto Nicol reviews
But more than that she feared losing all of her family. [NarcissaAndromeda sister moment oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Christmas With You by Callisto Nicol reviews
Then she giggled. Like a madwoman. [Christmas OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dementor's Kiss by Callisto Nicol reviews
Lily Evans has done the unthinkable, and it's all James Potter's fault. Oh yeah, AND his shirts'. [LJ oneshot sequel to Impending Doom, final shirt story]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Impending Doom by Callisto Nicol reviews
James Potter's lost shirts have been found, but where is the redhaired perpetrator? [oneshot LJ. Sequel to Oy, Dormitory!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oy, Dormitory! by Callisto Nicol reviews
If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Horrible Person by Callisto Nicol reviews
James Potter is losing shirts and he doesn't have a clue where they've disappeared to. [Oneshotish]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
For the Present by gpoy reviews
Sadly, among his many talents, James does not possess a knack for wrapping gifts. Lily lends him a hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Driving Ginny Weasley Crazy Lessons by SuperSpy reviews
Ginny Weasley, the girl who loves 'the boy who lived and conquered', is learning to drive…and Harry Potter takes it upon himself to help her… [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter SuperHero by loralee1 reviews
Post Voldemort, Harry has to much time on his hands and apparently so do I. Humorous Drabbles things. No pairing, light swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Happy Birthday to Me by inell13 reviews
It's Harry's birthday and he has several reasons to celebrate. Harry & Pansy romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Pansy P., Harry P. - Complete
Glasses by stars-n-moons91 reviews
Ron's joke on Harry reveals a little secret. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sick by Gwendolyn James reviews
Harry's got a cold, and he's quite cranky. What will it take to make him feel better? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Loony for Luna by Morri's Shadow reviews
Harry thinks of exactly why Luna isn't the girl for him. Probably. He's almost completely certain. Absolutely. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Flaignhan reviews
When Hermione receives an unexpected visitor, she is reluctant to accept his proposal. How long can she keep secrets for, how long can she continue to lie to her friends for, and how long will it be before she is betrayed? Spoilers for HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,710 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Flaignhan reviews
Draco Malfoy has a dirty little secret. How long can she stay secret for? And how long can he go without messing things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Bench by Flaignhan reviews
She was just popping the last piece of her iced bun into her mouth when someone sat down next to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Moments by Flaignhan reviews
They had their moments. She just didn't mention them. [Written before Deathly Hallows, so no spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Cowards by Flaignhan reviews
They liked to think that there was a reason they couldn’t fight, but there wasn’t, not really. [Written before Deathly Hallows, no spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Favouritism by Flaignhan reviews
He always favoured her, and she didn't know why. [Set before Deathly Hallows, no spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2007 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete