Harry's Just a Wild and Crazy Guy
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Founder: gryffinsdoor - Stories: 684 - Followers: 56 - id: 90242
The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
The Popcorn Conspiracy by michelle-31a reviews
Harry enlists Luna's help to surprise Ginny for their first anniversary, with decidedly mixed results
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Hera's Helping Hand by starry night blue reviews
COMPLETE - Harry and Ginny's nonexistent relationship receives a little help from above...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 277 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 665 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Other Potter by JenniferRSong reviews
In which the twin really is the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry is not. Parody! Happy 31st Birthday, Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twins by fringeperson reviews
My spin on the Harry Potter has a twin storyline. Only, in this story, people don't seem to realise. Odd that. The few pairings are het. Don't own the canon characters, and probably not the original ones either. Mentions rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Curse of Legalese by Lady FoxFire reviews
Sequel to Potter's Revenge. What dangerous things existed in the Potter's vault? Harry's about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizard Down by Grant Larceny reviews
I just hacked Scholastic's servers and downloaded parts of book 7 that she has completed. This is a cut and paste of the final battle. Don't blame me for the results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Downloading Harry Potter by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The Golden Trio have the run of #4 Privet Dr. Content to be away from his overbearing relatives; Harry introduces Ron to the joys of the internet. HP, RW, HG, no real pairings, mild language, mild violence. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 190 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Why Harry Potter Should Not Read FanFiction by Elf Knight reviews
This is a humorous one-shot and possible drabble collection about why Harry Potter should not read fanfiction, since he'll get all sorts of crazy ideas in his head. Definitely not a good thing for The-Boy-Who-Lived! AU No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Grapefruit Diet by The Little House Scribe reviews
Harry's concern about his scar is put aside as the arrival of Mrs. Weasley's letter sets into motion a rather...UnDursleyish event in Privet Drive. Who is behind it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 202 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Contracts and Legalities by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. All those harem stories where Harry gets a lot of other people's girl? If he can have lots of wives, why can't they have lots of husbands too? This story is inspired by that thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rhabdophobia by Ladyhuntress36 reviews
After the final battle Harry, Ron, and Hermione agree to help clean out and repair the castle. While cleaning out the Gryffindor dorms Harry and Ron find an odd bit of parchment offering advice that is signed by a familiar group of troublemakers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 5,315 - Follows: 1,814 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
I Thought You Cared by Itsme66 reviews
What is Ginny doing at the Ministry, and why is she so mad? Post Final Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 940 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete