All she wanted was coffee. He'd risk anything for shortbread. [Dramione oneshot. No spoilers for DH]

It's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us.

Hermione didn't think her smile could get much wider, but it did, and she disappeared into her dormitory.

Perhaps in a few hours he'll remember the fleeting comfort, or perhaps the feel of her small hand in his own. GeorgeHermione.

Tom has a worthy adversary when it comes to academics. He almost enjoys their competitiveness. One shot

The point? Torture. And a big fat feeling of smugness once you've completed it. DMHG.

She starts doing what is easy, instead of doing what is right. Sequel to Change. TRHG.

Tom Riddle sees the ugliness in other people, but never in himself. One day he almost sees intelligence in a little girl. TRHG

All Hermione wants is someone who will hold her hand until it's over. CDHG

It begun before it had even started. SiriusHermione

Office Christmas parties are often better best forgotten. DracoHermione This isn't as seasonal as it sounds by the way.

That's all love was really, an inconvenience which messed with a perfectly amicable relationship. They wanted nothing to do with that. -- Set after Change Back. TRHG.

Contrary to what some might believe, Tom Riddle loved Valentines Day. Sequel now up - The Years that Followed the Morning After.

Respect. Morals. Games. Pleasure. Three of those things, they share. On one of them they have a difference of opinion. TRHG

He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?

A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!

Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a Firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake. JamesLily. One shot.

Pansy Parkinson’s little sister has a crush on Snape. Angry, confused, and a little nauseated, Pansy goes searching for her. Only to discover that Lolita’s got nothing on the younger Miss Parkinson…

There is only one thing worse than having a baby, and that’s having a Malfoy Baby. Pansy learns exactly what it takes to prepare for an heir.

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Kind of a sequel to Harry Potter and co. write fanfiction. Basically, Hermione finds fanfiction dot net, and the characters write a parody to make fun of us all. It made me laugh anyway...

Sometimes, when you're staring into the abyss of pure and solid depression, evil, and all-around badness...you've just got to laugh. (Ron POV)

Oneshot spoof. Parents of Muggleborn witches and wizards are becoming more and more reluctant to send their children to some boarding school sightunseen. So Professor Sprout gives them a preview tour of Hogwarts.

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).