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The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
Dodgy by Bill Hagridsson reviews
Harry has a few...erm...concerns about Cupid. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 520 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Pull the Udder One by nas-iiN reviews
Harry bets Ron that he and Ginny can prank the twins. Poor twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
After All These Years by apAidan reviews
It's Harry's birthday and Hermione's decided to throw a party for him and all their friends. But to pull it off, she's going to need the help of a mysterious singer that Harry knew years ago. A singer whom everyone thinks is still carrying a torch. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., OC] - Complete
Cats by whitetigerwolf reviews
Animagus hijinks lead to human problems. Check out the challenge in my forum. K
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 595 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Charms and Potions and Babies, Oh My! by DukeBrymin reviews
Eavesdropping can be either good or bad: good if you find out some blackmail material, but very bad if your name is Ron Weasley, and you hear your sister and your best mate discussing potions and charms and babies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Muggleborn Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Champions come in many shapes, sizes, and hairstyles. And their Quests are even more varied. Sequel to Muggle Champion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Truth Twisters by Aggiebell reviews
A break-in, a missing ledger, and a new Wheeze add up to a mystery that needs solving. Good thing Ginny's on the case. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Mother In Law's Love by Perspicacity reviews
Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 192 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Centrifugal Force by Melindaleo reviews
ONE-SHOT. When Hermione invites Ron, Ginny, and Harry to her house for the weekend to attend a Muggle Carnival, surprises occur. How will four teens forced to deal with adult problems handle suddenly being allowed to act like kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Questioning by jojor99 reviews
A bit of Harry / Ginny fun after the battle. Harry returns to the Burrow to find Ginny being questioned by her brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Detention in Defense by Perspicacity reviews
Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 161 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Wish Granted by etherian reviews
It's the scene in the Shrieking Shack from DH. Right before Snape takes his last breath, he and Harry catch a wish. From there it's fluff all the way & Lucius is nice, too. Snape adopts Harry. This story is a bowl of sherbet lemons - very sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5407 - Favs: 7,781 - Follows: 4,167 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
What's Cooking? by Aggiebell reviews
Harry's got a secret...or so he thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Rebellious Wizard by broomstick flyer reviews
An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Potter's Revenge by Lady FoxFire reviews
short story Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 327 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Great Big Mystery by Sara Winters reviews
Harry hadn't anticipated having no choice but to go to Ron and Hermione for wedding night advice. The information he got wasn't quite what he expected. HP/GW, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Curse of the Setafowt by gryffinsdoor reviews
Something strange is amiss as Harry tries to help Ginny through her first week at Hogwarts, and what is that Luna babbling about? - SIYE First Week Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rumors by CreativeQuill reviews
[COMPLETE] Rumors are seldom true... A one-shot about a rumor about Harry and Hermione... and what is Ginny doing to squelch it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Harry P. - Complete