Harry's Just a Wild and Crazy Guy
  Follow . 
Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 03-05-11
Founder: gryffinsdoor - Stories: 684 - Followers: 56 - id: 90242
The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 816 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/24/2002
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Time Travel by fringeperson reviews
ONE SHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. There are some things that you can change when you go back in time. There are some things that have to happen regardless. He just tries to not think about the paradoxes that he's creating, it would only give him a migrane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 139 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 724 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Letter by udderpd reviews
A Gringotts letter made it through Dumbledore's owl redirect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 289 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 273 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Steve the Hufflepuff Death Eater by The-Caitiff reviews
Aka The Power the Dark Lord never saw coming. This is my final battle fic. Harry doesnt really care about Voldemort anymore, Voldemort has to deal with incompetant followers, and we all learn the truth about the Hufflepuff house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 30 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Here's another alternate ending for DH...please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
The Marauder's Map! and how it defeated Voldie by Shades of Ink reviews
Odd little story in which Harry speaks to his long dead father, who in turn goes berserck in finding that he has a son. And Voldemort is poked to death. Need I say more? A little old, but hey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 8,320 - Follows: 2,001 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How the Chudley Cannons Catapulted to Victory by David Brown reviews
The epic story of how the Chudley Cannons finally won a quiddich match, as told to Hermione Granger by Ronald Weasley in a letter sent during the summer after POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
After Breakfast by Northumbrian reviews
The wedding breakfast is over. Best Man Harry Potter gets nervously to his feet and looks at the assembled Weasleys and Grangers, and their friends and relatives. Now, it is time for the speeches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/3/2009 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Listful Summer by knuckz reviews
It's the summer after fifth year, and Harry decides that he's had enough, that he's going to break away and become his own man. Now if only he could get that damn list right. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
All A Buzz by gredandforgerock reviews
Companion to Sirius Gets Serious and Minerva's Resignation. Can stand alone. This is the third of the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Wolfsbane by lunakatrina reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Oh, Bollocks by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Harry being Harry, not everything always goes to plan. Rarely does it, in fact. He really shouldn't have expected this lesson to be the exception. Plotless, intended as a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P.
Hero Training by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
We all know Harrry needs to be trained to fight Voldemort, and we all know that Dumbledore is the one to do it. A rather... different look at Dumbledore's version of training.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 286 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete