In which a second race exists alongside humans: the felis. The cat-like. Rare ones would have dreams of their future. A redheaded prince among them dreamt of his future mate when she was only a child. He sought her out and watched her grow up beside him. Members of the court to this day spit out their wine when they hear tales of her delightful antics. SasoSaku, OOC like omg.

AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."

"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]

"So, Sakura-chan!" she chirped. "When can I be expecting grandchildren?" I choked on my food. Dear Lord, what is WRONG with this woman? — Sequel to "Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know." Prequel to "Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

In which Sakura's life in completely changed with the introduction of a chocolaterie across from her bakery and it's owners. SakuraxMulti

Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.

Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai

Confessing is never easy, but in this case it takes getting lost, confused feelings, and and untold secret to get everyone on the same page. Sakurax? Sequel to Chocolaterie.

/SasuSaku\ “Why tomatoes, Sasuke-kun?” Sakura asked, sitting down beside him, tucking her hands under her legs and staring at him curiously with wide, emerald eyes. /Oneshot\

AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1

AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.

Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"

A chibi-ItaSakuDei, young Itachi and Deidara are forced by their mothers to spend some kiddie time at the playground together. Thankfully, there's a pink-haired three-year-old to amuse them..

The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.

Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.

New Year's with the Uchiha's couldn't be so bad, right? Right? "Mother, you're choking her." Scratch that. It was going to be a nightmare. — Sequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]

It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.

One by one they fell for her until only he was left standing. It was a good thing she wasn't his type...at least that's what he told himself.

Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]

The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)

And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.

Once upon a time in the ninja world, a sickly baby girl was born… her guardian deity saved her, but she ended up inheriting the goddess’ attraction pheromone… For better or worse. Slightly AU, Saku/Almost Everyone

Non-Mass ItaSaku, At age 11, Itachi has already become a skilled assassin, newly initiated into the ranks of Konoha's ANBU. Efficient, deadly, and emotionless, it's an unexpected encounter with a six-year-old girl that sparks a change. Rated for blood.

Saku-centric: Follows Sakura's childhood as she travels the world and strives to learn from the theories left by her many teachers. Her goal to become someone worth something.