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The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Process and the Prank by justanothermuggle reviews
The Weasleys which includes Harry and Hermione are planning a surprise birthday party for their friend and Minister for Magic Kingsley. Harry's come up with a brilliant prank to get the party off with a blast. This story is co-written with ghostchick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Aggiebell reviews
Take a man, a stubborn woman, and the woman’s even more stubborn mother. Add a wedding, and what do you get? Trouble for the groom, that’s what. A sequel, of a sort, to my fic The Proposal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Encounter with a Squid by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU! Harry as a 6 year old, Snape with a gooey center! Harry is caught foolishly trying to explore Hogwarts' lake, and Snape must bring himself to discipline the boy. Contains very mild corporal punishment. 1 prequel, 1 sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Movie Trailer Tragedy by Kevin3 reviews
A parody of the horrible state of HP fanfiction since book 7, featuring an all-new Harry Potter trailer of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 158 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,248 - Follows: 5,643 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 200 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Janara reviews
Dumbledore always said that Harry’s strength was his ability to love. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harry’s strength was compassion? Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 971 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Secret So Horrible It......... by Serenthia reviews
Harry and Snape find out they are father and son. But Harry isn't the son and Snape isn't the father. A case against the use of Time-Turners by senile old men.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,640 - Follows: 1,299 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Say 'Hello' to me, from me, as you pass by by Adari reviews
Dumbledore thought he had a pretty good handle on things...until he died. One-shot...for now. A/N: This gets convoluted...if the title hadn't already warned you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 705 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Maestro Hazard reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Dobby's Warning by The Unusual Suspect reviews
A light hearted attempt at finding out what would have happened if Harry had listened to Dobby in his second year. If you are looking for a serious fanfic, then this is not for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete