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The best in COMPLETED Harry Potter crack!fics, humor, parody, and whatever else tickles the humerus (funny bone) or has unique twists of irony. Must be Harry-centric, well-written, NO slash. Suggestions welcome. Warning: May contain extreme silliness and/or rude behavior... |
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 378 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Reality by Trinka reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Ginny is convinced to be in a reality show against her better judgement. Who is the hunk all the women are fighting over? We know him. We love him. But in my story, Ginny's never met him. Mild language. COMPLETE. Sequel started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,803 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Rite of Descent by Kevin3 reviews
Yet another Parody - this time of all those stories where Harry/Hermione/Ron/Ginny/Draco/etc are the heirs to the Hogwarts founders, and have to complete some epic quest to save the world because of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and co Write Fanfiction by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
All the Ways He Knows Not by MisterQ reviews
After writing the first part as an omake in Rorschach's Blot's excellent story: 'Make a Wish', I got to thinking what are all the ways the prophesy could be fulfilled and Voldemort defeated?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 10,624 - Follows: 4,240 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 237 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 1,237 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 11,199 - Follows: 4,537 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 8,737 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11002 - Favs: 19,536 - Follows: 6,443 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 5,317 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 552 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 6,727 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3819 - Favs: 15,850 - Follows: 6,634 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete