Bella enjoys lots of things that taste bitter. Most importantly, she enjoys revenge. Sleepyvalentina's birthday card for queenofgrey.

Drabbles and outtakes that would have never seen the light of day otherwise, posted in honor of various readers' birthdays.

He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?

Centuries of self-denial taught Carlisle restraint, until an hour alone with his son's girlfriend made him wonder why he bothered. A FGB piece for Radiofreeamy. AU Vamp

Christmas 1930. In New York City, food is scarce for humans but bountiful for vampires. One person's blood calls to him above all others. He could take her life, or he could protect it. AU.

This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!

/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble

Edward and Alice didn't get off on the right foot when they first met. Alice stole his room, but she explains the real reason why she moved into Edward's room. Drabble Oneshot

All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.

Relaxed and intimate,sweet and inviting, honest and raw conversations between two partners. A glimpse into a night in the Cullen's house.

Snap decisions have devastating consequences. Edward makes a different choice on Bella's first day of school and learns the hard way that two wrongs can never make a right. A two-part dark AU.

Edward and Bella have a perfect, natural sort of magic. But what happens when they - unwittingly - take something that turns their spark into fireworks? Sexiness and silliness.

Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?

Edward is Bella’s geeky tutor. Edward naturally develops a crush on Bella, but knows she would never be interested in nerd like him. But when something serious happens, and Bella needs help, who’s the 1st person she calls? Geekward Shuffle Challenge entry

Bella's getting married - Will Edward finally strap on a pair and tell her how he feels?

As a writer,Bella is so completely consumed by the characters she writes about that sometimes she thinks she sees them walking about in real life.With a Wiccan for a mother though,anything is possible, as she is about to find out.O/S.AH/AU.M.ExB

Do Edward and Bella really mean their chance Christmas break one night stand will only be "just this once?" A o/s entry for AnythingGoesUnderTheMistletoe. E/B.

Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.

Edward takes Bella to the local fair, but at the end of the night is a surprise she didn't expect. A fluffy one shot. ExB

Working in a tattoo shop with a group of outspoken co-workers, Edward finds himself unable to cope with a new girl working his chair. Kind of a crackfic, dedicated to all my wonderful friends, AH, OOC, super mature.

The last time someone’s blood tempted me this much, I left her body in a cold, dirty alley behind a music store. My entry for the Darkward Vampfic contest, because who doesn't love a bad boy? ExB, AU, Rated M for dark themes and a lemon.

She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.

I leaned in a little closer to her ear, “I bet we could leave and come back without anyone knowing we’re gone.”

Edward Masen has never been more sure of his life's calling until he met Bella Swan. While he continues on the road so infrequently traveled, he dabbles between sin and strength. Entry for the Plot Bunny Contest.

Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!