What happens when Ron has to sit through a lecture about the physical development of witches and wizards from Snape? Utter humiliation, that's what! Outtake from Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell, but can be enjoyed on its own. One-shot AU.

Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?

Hermione is distracted by Charlie's body and suntan lotion.

Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?

Mild DH spoilers. A young Gryffindor delivers a message.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....

ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.

A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!

Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?

Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.

With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.

What do you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night? COMPLETE Various Pairings - Slash, Het, Femslash

In which Harry is so horny that OoCness is seen as something funny. Sort of crack, Harry/Voldemort. Oneshot.

Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...

Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.

Ginnys nuts? Hermione is pregnant, Ron is still poor and Harry's a hermit. What more can anyone ask for? H/G Hr/R

HP/Twilight Crossover. AU. Wizards begin to slaughter Vampires for their involvement in the war. The Volturi intervene and retaliate. In order to obtain peace between the two, the Wizards hand over their greatest weapon, Harry Potter.

Remus Lupin was normally a kind man who tried to get along well with everyone. He didn't really hate anything, until Sirius Black brought home that stupid bike. SBRM Slash

Set seven years before Harry Potter and the Dark Defenses in the trio’s seventh year. Harry gets a letter from Voldemort and everything . . . well, to put it simply, everything goes to hell . . . (Chapter 2 uploaded)

Not really horror but kinda dark. This is my first Harry Potter poem and is about Severus. The idea just popped into my head during English II and I scibbled this down. The poem doesn't really describe Sev but more like his connection to Voldemort.

What a horrible letter! Remus couldn't imagine getting such a letter. Who would write something so terrible to their own son? On that note, where WAS Sirius? Now Remus has to find him and calm him down. Ooh boy. RLSB, As per usual, promised happy ending.

Sirius is bored of brooms. [oneshot]

[RLSB]Remus says some horrible things to Sirius. Sirius disappears all day, missing classes. Promised happy ending.

The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.