The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

Yule Ball Panic sequel: Jasmine Potter revealed her feelings to Hermione, who is willing to give dating a try; but wizarding culture won't tolerate witches as couples. How will they navigate love and a relationship while dealing with Voldemort, bigotry, and meddling old men? Includes growing power, new revelations, ancient conflicts, and hidden prophecies. fem!Harry; femslash; H/Hr

Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?

He knew there was no quieter time in her day, stolen every morning.

Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!

Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.

...and finally it was done! But what the public saw as the glorious day of Britain's liberation from the yoke of the Dark Lord turned out to be nothing more than one more funeral for Harry – a few more friends he had to lay to rest. This time, however, there weren't any left to accompany him. Just where had he gone wrong...? Tragedy, Hurt, Romance...Time-Travel? OneShot

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

Hermione and Harry spend a lazy day on a small hill. DARK SUBJECT MATTER! Revised 8/13/2014

Voldemort, longing for vengeance against Harry and Hermione, is resurrected for the second time. Evil Dark H-Hr Revised 8/13/2014

What happened to Hermione while Harry was unconscious in the story "Reunion"? Revised 8/13/2014

Harry is separated from Hermione. SociopathHarry! Violence and Gore. Revised 8/13/2014

Fugitives Draco and Ginny try to find a place to hide from their pursuers. Post HBP DARK HORROR FIC Features Dark!Harry and Insane!Hermione. Revised 8/13/2014

After the war ends, Neville is visited by a friend he thought dead. An experiment in a darker style of writing by the author. Feedback appreciated. One shot. DARK FIC! DARK EVIL HERMIONE! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS! Revised 8/13/2014

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

Alchemy is the art of permanently turning one element into another. That's something muggles can do, too. One-shot where Hermione kills Voldemort by nuking Malfoy Manor.

Summary: Facing the imminent threat of the dragons of the First Task Harry starts worrying about his death. Not one to baulk even when afraid he takes the action he deems most sensible, to prepare for the so likely possibility that he might die. H/Hr.

One-shots collected from the many prompts I have found over at Reddit. They will all be either complete stories, or incomplete shorts that I have no intention of completing. Mostly Crack, with occasional drama and adventure. I am marking this as complete, but I will update this whenever I post another one-shot at Reddit. Rating is T because it will have everything from K-T.