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Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

A Weasley gets sorted to Slytherin and finds herself in solitude with a Potter. A new take on the wrong boy who lived plot, with semi-dark and independent HarryGinny.

Circumstance victimizes Harry one more time, as both Hermione and Ron are petrified during second year. Of course, coincidence just happens to pitch in as well. "Figglenorf got your tongue?"

A one-shot written days after the publication of Deathly Hallows but only submitted recently. Although the rest of Hogwarts is aglow with celebration, Harry pays his final respects to a man who he had never thought to respect or forgive - Severus Snape.

Tom Riddle is bored in class.

The yearly Christmas Ball has arrived. –Voldemort/Harry, one-sided Lucius/Voldemort, AU, DRABBLE–

The Twins wreck havoc. XD

Oh, we know what really happened in the graveyard on the night of the last task. –Voldemort/Harry, noncon, chan–

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

After Harry gets hit with the killing curse again, it bounces back, and Voldemort must retreat, but Harry also disappears. Three years later the Dark Lord is back, and a mysterious man named James Ruoivas has come to Hogwarts. Who is he?

James, always one to look out for his son's best interests, takes steps to secure his future. Oh, and make Sirius really jealous. AU Harry/Fleur

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

A short ficlet done for a fanfiction competition in The White Ferret RPG. Humor mostly. Severus catches Harry on the Third Floor only to be offered...perfume?

Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone

Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow

Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.

The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.

Harry Potter has been sentenced and kissed for crimes he did not commit. When the Order discovers his innocence far to late to save him, how will the wizarding world fare without their hero? Continued with permission, explanation inside Chapter 1.

Harry tries to kill himself and discovers just how powerful he really is. Mayhem and police chases ensue as out hero sets out to explore his awakened strength and piss off as many people as he can. Nihilist and Libertine influences abound. Harrymulti ship

POST Deathly Hallows, pre epilogue AU, DH Spoilers. Dudley Dursley blinked at the yellowish parchment his son was holding in his hands. What would happen when two broken families are mended between first years?