Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

As the title says. Some are mean. Some are funny. Its how you look at it. Please no flames

As the title says, its just like my Pirates one. Suggestions welcome. No flames

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Reposted and revamped! Major, complete, utter AU, read at your own risk. Six year old Harry meets the artist, Remus Lupin, in the park one day after school, drama and comedy ensues...also, I made a few changes that might be noticeable, but nothing overly

This is a complete and utter spoof and exists purely for amusement. Voldemort invades Hogwarts, and the teachers are taken hostage: confusion, crossdressing, and dancing ensues. one shot.

This is a spoof, Harry is worried about finding someone who loves him for him and not his muscles or fame, Hermione's just trying to keep things logical, and Ron really wants to wake up. Rated M just in case, oneshot...

The worst day of Harry's life, and subsequent happenings...involves wand explosions, severe hand injuries, and naturally a crowbar...that Harry uses to bash in some Death Eaters' heads...

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...

Because Sirius and Harry don't understand what this is between them, because it's inevitable and necessary, but mostly because Sirius isn't always sorry for falling for his best friend's son. SiriusHarry. Slash, underage.

After Sirius returns from the veil, he finds that Harry makes him feel a little uncomfortable. Harry/Sirius slash

Harry and Sirius have been going out for a while and Harry pops the question and i don't mean marrige SBHP

Collection of one-shots of possible outcomes of some of the characters who didn't get an explicit explanation of what happened to them, generally taking place during DH and before the epilogue. Includes: Umbridge, Dean/Luna, Dursleys, Augusta Longbottom, Teddy and Andromeda, George

ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.

Harry mysteriously disappeared at age 6, and then benefited from years of tutoring from an old family friend. With the return of Voldemort, it's finally time for 15 year old, trained, somewhat cynical and sarcastic Harry to return. Full summary inside

7th year fic. Hogwarts is the safest place in the Wizarding World. What happens when its teachers are struck down and it's separated from the rest of the world, leaving the students to fend for themselves? No slash, pairings undecided. No HBP or DH.

Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.

At age six, Harry Potter prays to God to be rescued. God grants his prayer and two people, one the Headmistress of Merlin Academy, the other Lily's cousin and teacher at the Academy, shows up and takes him away from the Dursleys. Please read and review.

Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.

What if Dobby hadn’t been the one to tell Harry about gillyweed? What if he’d received a hint from the most unlikely of sources?