As you can probably tell this is not just another boring train moment scene from old Muggle movies. It is infact a train moment but not at all as you'd expect it. Read and find out and beware the awesomely hilarious surprise ending. RH ALL THE WAY! War

Only seven years old and sitting in a park Hermione meets a certain redhaired boy and decides then and there that she was going to marry him and he was going to be her Romeo. Cute fic of pre-Hogwarts years. Better than it sounds. R&R

Ron is having trouble conjuring a patronus and asks Hermione for help. When the two figure out the problem lies in the memories Ron's been using, Ron decides to create some happy memories of his own. RHr. Please R&R :

Cinerella with a new hero. RHr and Ron isn't the prince. First Fic. Now PG for incredibly weak, not worth mentioning, swearing. Complete, finished, done!

What happens when Ron and Hermione wake up one morning in each others bodies? Read to find out... my first fanfic. CHAPPIE 9 UP!

Updated All the stories with "body switching", but what happens if the switch isn't completed? Ron&Hermione. Please review. :)

'". . . And that perfume was really unusual, Ron." "No problem," said Ron.' How, exactly, did Ron come to give Hermione perfume for Christmas? Observe. (Set during OotP - minor spoilers.)

During one particularly tedious History of Magic class, the trio exchanges notes (much to Hermione's chagrin) and a few things are made clear for the ever-clueless Ron.

Love makes you do the wacky. Ron and Hermione just wish they didn't have to witness aforementioned wacky.

After walking in on Hermione and Harry in a...compromising position, Ginny takes upon her shoulders the task of sparing Ron heartache and decides to find him someone else. Which certainly doesn't spell disaster in any way, shape, or form. (Cough.) Right.

. . . Christmas Decorating Gone Horribly Awry. "You try putting up tinsel when Peeves has got the other end and is trying to strangle you with it," said Ron.

Ron Weasley's on a mission, and nothing's stopping him from asking Hermione out. Well . . . if he can manage to escape death by pumpkin juice, anyway.

. . . The Epic Adventures of Mark Evans. (Inspired by a certain FAQ poll result on jkrowling.com)

My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I am perfect. I magnetically and magically attract the love of every sane human being, as well as that offer from that one wizard with a really good imagination who unfortunately lives in Bangkok.

The entire Order of the Phoenix inc. eavesdrop on Ron and Hermione. Hilarity ensues.

(or The Potion Master's... Mistress?) When the Potions class finds themselves overhearing Snape's private conversation with a woman, they can only make several guesses as to who, precisely, that woman is- make that several... amusing guesses.

When an evil monkey (specifically an evil rabid monkey of impending doom) appears in Hogwarts, all chaos insues, and the stupidity of Hogwarts students is revealed.... Strictly humor and silly nonsense!

Ron attempts to NOT think about Hermione. Easier said than done.

Looks Like little ronniekins has a little crush on Hermione! Fred and George drag him to listen to their pointless dating tips ! RR

Unlucky in love, George obtains an enchanted diary to help him. It is bewitched with a soul far more annoying than Voldemort's, though: Gilderoy Lockhart's.

SEX! SEX! SEX!... kinda. This is a short story about Hermione, Lavender, Parvati, and Ginny having a sleepover. Boys come and they all play a little game of truth or dare. The first question, who did everyone lose their virginity too?!?!

Valentine's inspires Fred and George to new heights--and no one is spared! Not even Professor Snape! RH HG

A SNEEZE ficlet! Funny, sorta.... Hermione sucks brains! Ahh!

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are all going to therapy. Harry admits to being a drug dealer, Hermione discovers her love for Ron, and Ron talks about EVERYTHING in his life... and i mean everything. *LAST CHAPTER* w/ Voldemort!

Voldemort calls Severus and Lucius to his Evil Loft of Doooooom for some very special meetings. Part Two up! Voldie finally got the blacklight posters, Snape defends his intellectualism, and Lucius is very proud of his hair.