Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.

DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.

There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes. SEQUEL DISCONTINUED.

Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.

Harry Potter, previously thought to be dead, arrives to compete in the triwizard tournament. How will being raised by a former Death Eater and attending Durmstrang, alter the boy's intended course.

..or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to look inside. Please R&R

In which Remus takes it upon himself to show a certain Quibbler article to one Sirius Black. (RemusSirius.)

After a rough night Sirius is surprised to hear some unexpected but welcome sounds coming from his old friend Moony's bedroom. Has Remus finally professed his desire for Tonks? Please Read and Review!

Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.

Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat

Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

Having vanished at the end of 4th year, Harry Potter is forced to return during 6th and he's changed. Not necessarily for the better, either.

Harry is sent to Azkaban for using an unforgivable to only be later kidnapped by Voldie. With the choice to join or die, and no hope of rescue, he joins for his only chance of success, but will he fall into the D.E. ideals?HPBL R for lang.,sex, no lemons.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.

Harry Potter becomes interested in a game named Dungeons and Dragons, and he discovers some new abilities. pseudo super!Harry, independent!Harry, AU

The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…

thought he deserved at least some respect before i tear him up. ideas welcome. hope you enjoy. read my other things.

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Draco as Prince Charming? Hedwig an expert at Raptor Martial Arts? Snape in Bunny Slippers? Has the world lost its mind? Read and find out in this ShrekShrek 2 inspired parody featuring everything from the Death Eater Mafia to the Marauders Rock band. HHr

Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,

It’s November of Harry’s seventh year and he and Tonks have been sleeping together since the end of his sixth. With Tonks being the new DADA teacher, everything about their relationship speaks of scandal and affair.

What if there was a society hidden even to those of the wizarding world? A society of dark beings with inhabitants of obscure intentions? take a look at it. Vampire!Harry. BEING REWRITTEN. See "Blood of the Gods"

Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.

The war is over, and Harry is visiting a certain someone's grave, but what does he have to say?