Marco and Jake scope out the Girls' Locker Room. It's all business, of course, for the Animorphs... (Heee!) You'd think they woulda done this more often though.

I try my hand at fanficiton. Oh, and I don't know if I finished it or not, so tell me if I didn't and I'll finish it, okay. Well, duh. What else would I do?

Rachel takes Cassie shopping for a new bikini. But when they get to the beach, the bikini causes more trouble than Cassie nor Rachel bargained for...

The Ellimist and Crayak are having a flag football game to decide the fate of the universe. It's team Chee v. the HorkBajir. Controversies, lawsuits and more. R&R!

Out near Ax's scoop behind Cassie's barn there is a history class going on with the Animorphs. Two controllers sneak up and attempt to kill them all. Can Marco save them? Or will he die trying?

Rachel introduces Tobias to a previously unknown luxury unaware of the horror that will be unleashed once she does so... Do not try this at home. I have no idea what sugar does to hawks, and I don't suggest you find out.

What happens when a simple parody fic goes HORRIBLY and HORRIFICALLY wrong? This. Enjoy, folks. It's rated R for a reason.

Jake has a showdown with Visser 3...and they both discover some new feelings.

Okay, this is like the most RIDICULOUS thing... :: stops right there because she can't bear to go on ::

Just a bit of random inspiration. Ax meets a, err, lady of the evening while alone downtown one day. Hilarity and confusion ensues. Enjoy!

Jake, excuse me, *Mr*. Jake, decides that it's time to teach the Animorphs and Hork-Bajir, Taxxons and Controllers about nouns. **Warning: Educational**

Slightly AUMarco is appointed his class's Cupid, which means he'll have to bring the elected couple together... Rachel and Tobias.

How can you get rid of instant maple and ginger oatmeal? By feeding it to the Ax man, of course!

Jake attempts to get Ax to stop calling him Prince.

Party down, Animorphs! A strange little comedy...

The Animorphs have screwed up big time and only 1 thing can save them. PG

Crayak makes an illegal move and the Animorphs die. PG13

The Emperor's Diary. Goes with Sinister Shadow's Visser 3's Diary. Contains hints of CF. REad and Review!

Visser Three's own personal, and Visserly diary! Digitally remastered! ... Okay, not really. But see the secrets! Feel the passion! And generally have a good laugh.

This is a story to go along with Visser Three's Diary. It has the same events, just from Visser One's point of view.

V3 and V1 find a certain author alongside of the road, but the V3 and RD are killed and sent to Purgatory! Which sucks with parole officers, asrtal travel rules, and Horror Halls! COMPLETE!

Inspired by V3's Jounal trilogy by Sin, this is about the love of two Vissers...add in the Iniss and Ellie, stir in insanity, and put in a pinch of Risika. Following up Purgatory Bust

[Part One of the Visser Diaries Trilogy] What happens when supervillains leave their utmost personal diaries exposed? Why, THIS of course. Follow Visser Three on his less than professional life experiences... in the personal life we've never heard about.

CH 3 UP! CONCRETE ANGEL'S CHAPTER: The Vissers continue their trip and end up at a little place I like to call Amherst, Nova Scotia. Visser One wants flakies, Visser Three has a little morphing incident, and warning: IRRESISTABLY CUTE. Please R and R!

-Part Two of the Visser Diaries Trilogy- Less than a year after the end of the Diary, Visser Three receives a brand new Journal... and the antics continue as if they never left. Yet not everything is as simple as it once was... Will V3 ever catch a break?