Sirius is tired of Remus' constant quips about smelling like a wet dog. Inspired by a tumblr text post by latortuemaladroit.

Sirius Black does not do Very Important Dates. Especially not with blokes. What does one do when on a date with a bloke anyways? Well, certainly don't ask James. Poor Remus. Wolfstar first date. For Hay, Merry Christmas. T for language and kissing and teenagers in general.

A get together fic featuring a drunk Sirius and a drunker Remus and also an interesting lack of Christmas content. And yes, it is 2 days late. Also includes an unoriginal title and some boy frottage. This probably would've been better written but I ran out of time. Wolfstar (in case you're really bad with context clues)

Sirius Black wants to get to know Remus Lupin better. He is an animagus and Remus runs a dog shelter. It's fate – really!

Sirius and Remus decided that seventeen year old boys did not fall in love, and if they did it certainly wasn't with other blokes. [fluff, not angst I promise][SBRL]

'It is a truth universally acknowledged', the note began, and Remus winced at his desk, almost certain he knew where this was going. Sirius' messy, maddening script continued; 'That Remus Lupin is in possession of a perfect arse.' He put the paper down.' Remus/Sirius. Marauders era.

Gossip isn't a new thing in Hogwarts, but when it transforms Remus into a heartthrob that all the girls and a few boys want to have a go at, things start to get nasty with Sirius. Remus just wants answers and Sirius is too daft a mutt to give him any.

Very short, fluffy Remus/Sirius. Basically, Remus has pretty hair.

John Lupin had expected it, had been waiting for it ever since he caught Remus sneaking soiled sheets into the washing machine when he was thirteen and, at his wife's amused insistence, had sat him down for a halting talk about the birds and the bees.

WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era Oneshot Remus and Sirius have a lover's tiff, and Sirius works it out through post-its on the bathroom mirror. It drives everyone up the wall and back down again. Cowritten with Veterization!

Sirius see’s something he’s not supposed to. And poor old Remus gets blackmailed with only one, unthinkable alternative. RLSB, slight AU,

--Oneshot-- Question: What happens when someone who's more than enough trouble sober shows up at your house horribly drunk? Answer: The exact same thing that happened when he did it last week. And the week before. And four days before that. Sirius/Remus.

James Potter is a dead man! James' life is hanging in the balance when he locks Sirius and Remus in their bedroom just before Christmas. It'll take more than a kiss to satisfy this mistletoe. S/R Will be slash. I'm a slash virgin so I need reviews!

Sirius takes advantage of a Christmas tradition to try and make the oblivious werewolf see his charms. SB/RL Slash.

Five Times Remus Lupin Rendered Sirius Black Speechless and the One Time Sirius Turned the Tables . Please read the warnings.

Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.

Remus learns the hard way why Sirius Black should never be allowed near a computer. Drabble for duck or rabbit as a thank you. Very mild M.

Sirius Black is a party planner and Remus Lupin is the stripper who has the audacity to turn up to one of Sirius' parties. Despite an immediate attraction, a misunderstanding means that they part on bad terms, but a meeting at a wedding leads to an agreement to share one night of passion. Just one night. Nothing more.

Remus and Sirius' relationship from the POV of Remus' mother. MWPP-era.

I’m Sirius Black.I’m drop dead gorgeous, rich and great in bed.But this story isn’t about me or how great I am in bed.Well, the latter does have a slight part, but mainly, it’s about how the root to every disaster is love. AU,RS

Sirius petitions to Dumbledore to make interrupting Remus-Time against the rules. Same 'verse as 'Stars & Hearts', but you probably don't have to read that first. Drabble, established relationship, SLASH SBRL.

James and Sirius aren't the only ones trying to figure out why Remus is leaving school once a month. Peter has his own theories. Unfortunately, this is Peter we're talking about.

What if Sirius got the idea to flaunt the fact that Moony is his and ONLY his? What if he decided to go through with this idea by marking Remus without the werewolf's knowledge or permission? My my, that would make for an interesting day, wouldn't it?

Remus likes to be watched by Sirius. Is he playing with fire when he decides to tease him? WARNING: Dub-con

AU: Sirius Black, star of the university's football team, only wants one thing: a teensy-weensy, harmless little kiss.