Movie AU. In which, Rin didn't make it off the runaway Phantom Train in time…and ended up in Gehenna. The Grigori was not amused. Satan on the other hand- "Aww, come on, smile for Daddy!" "Urusei, baka-Ossan!" *You do not have to have seen the Movie to read this.* Language and Violence. Still GEN folks.

In which God has a wicked sense of humor and the Vatican is not amused. List with snippets attached. Everything goes. Including the cast of Ao no Exorcist's sanity. Rated T because Satan is a very bad parent.

Rin wants to ask Shiemi out on a date. What better way to do than passing a note in class. The only problem is his classmates want to get in on the action as well. RinShi one-shot. 'Classroom Series'.

When you hung around people who battled demons for a living, weird conversations were the norm. Stupidity however, had no bounds especially when Rin was involved. "Wait. If you're the son of Satan does that make you…the antichrist?" People start asking the real questions.

It was something of a hazing to give the new teacher the task of teaching the Seven Deadly Sins, and that is exactly what newcomer Yukio Okumura was tasked with. It couldn't be as bad as the other teachers had claimed, right? Yukio believes so. After all, his class consists of up-and-coming exorcists. This would be a cakewalk...

In which Rin struggles to hide another secret on his journey to become an Exorcist, Satan is having too much fun being stuck in the half-demon's head and the two (unknowingly) drive Yukio insane with their antics. "No Rin... I am your father." "You did not just go there!" "Ah, but I did." [Crack-fic!]