Dark Draco and Witty Hermione Romance Fics
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Here are Draco and Hermione at their best and their worst. At they wittiest, and at their wits end. When the hold on to each other and have their hands around each other's necks. Their future together is unclear and bumpy, but don't we just love to read about it? |
The Gouging of Eyeballs by Visible reviews
[One shot] Randomness, drabbles, thoughts and scribbles all describe a period of boredom for Hermione Granger in one Potions class. Thoughts of teeth, twins and Draco Malfoy plague her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Vanishing Cabinet by Tinuviel Storm reviews
A one-shot in response to a contra-veritas challenge. Hermione and Draco get themselves stuck in the vanishing cabinet on the first floor... imagine the possibilities. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Misguided Sympathy by Vashka reviews
An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What's Your Type? by teejplease reviews
She laughed. “Oh yes, of course I do,” she agreed sarcastically. “I want to see you shirtless, that’s why I asked you to dress reverse psychology, you know.” oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Temptation by Romantic Fool reviews
Complete! A fluffy DracoHermione. Ron needs money; Hermione decides to fundraise during their seventh year. At first the jobs were menial, but then a girl hires them to help her get Draco Malfoy. But what happens when he falls for the matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,985 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And We Have Sinned by Dizzy3 reviews
Tentative friendship, betrayal, kidnappings, unwilling prisoners, horrific visions, terrifying enemies, seduction, rivalry, corruption. And somewhere in the midst of it all, one of the greatest love stories you could ever imagine. An H/D fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dilemma by Londra reviews
“I don’t care about what she says. I don’t mind if she says ‘I hate you.’ I just want her to speak. Say something. Anything. And then she will be free. Forever. And I will be in peace… She fing doesn’t.” Oneshot. DARK. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dignity by Londra reviews
Draco Malfoy was a man of dignity: when he made a choice, he remained loyal to it. No matter how hard she made it for him. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Artificial Identity by Londra reviews
He had made her into someone she was not. Oneshot. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seeing Power by Hermione Double reviews
Hermione has stayed behind at Hogwarts to look for a Horcruxe that could possible be hidden within the school. However, something happens to her. Suddenly, Hermione's life gets a bit complicated. Even more so, when Draco gets involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Addicted by Londra reviews
He was addicted and he knew it. DARK. Oneshot. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haunted by Londra reviews
“As I lie in this room, I sometimes sense the presence of someone in the corner. In the shadows. I try to reach out, yet I feel nothing. But I know. He is there, and he is waiting for me…” One-shot. DARK... DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate Cliché, The Impossible Love by Londra reviews
Don't you just hate clichés. Personally, I do. That's why this story exists. I took a DMHG cliché in my hands, and sadistically added notes to make it tremendously funny. Author mistakes and plot holes. Teasing ridiculous clichés. Parody. Humour. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
More Chocolate Covered Candy Kisses by dramionerox reviews
Sequel to Chocolate Covered Candy Kisses... Draco wanted another kiss. DracoHermione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate Covered Candy Kisses by dramionerox reviews
Hermione won't give Draco a kiss, because she feared that he might take them all DracoHermione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing Important Happened Today by Philyra912 reviews
[Oneshot] “Nothing important happened today.” Diary entry of George III, king of England, on July 4th, 1776. In the distant future, Draco Malfoy looks back on the day that changed his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 5,972 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Marry, or Die! by smashing sugar reviews
‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,270 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In the Darkest Night by Lilanthe reviews
Hermione finds Draco Malfoy stealing books out of the library late at night... But what could he want with a book on love spells? Reposted for the third and last time, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stuck by tattered rose reviews
Draco and Hermione are stuck together in a tight space with walls all around and a hippogriff underneath. How does Draco react to this situation?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Someone Else by ldee417 reviews
All Hermione wants to do is study. (A little fluff. A little snog. A little mystery.) --COMPLETE--
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Most Excellent by VBC reviews
Being voted the “Most Excellent” witch to walk the planet in 200 years isn’t always what it’s cut out to be, or, at least to Hermione Granger it isn't. 25 years old, successful and single, Hermione’s life isn’t quite what she’s planned. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,036 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
L, is for the way you look at me by Nova-Janna reviews
A dance, a song, a thin line between love and hate. HGDM One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Couplement by Nova-Janna reviews
Just a long conversation between Malfoy and Hermione . I wrote it on a whim based off conversation fragments I've heard before. Second chapter added.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.